There have been a lot of finish wackos out in the U.S. jail system, but unequivocally couple of of them (probably for the best) hand-write justice writings and record lawsuits.
Jonathan Lee Riches (a.k.a. Bernard Madoff) is one of the selected few.
In a new justice declaration, the Indiana invalid sued for control of the 8 kids of Jon and Kate Gosselin and the brood of Octomom Nadya Suleman.
Oh, and in a domestic bombshell, Frances Quinn Hunter, the love kid of Rielle Hunter believed to have been fathered by John Edwards, is assumingly his too!
Riches additionally wants custody, for a little reason, of the kids on ABC’s soap show All My Children, and is perfectionist a paternity exam on Bristol Palin’s son Tripp.
Guess he’s not entirely certain he’s the father and not Levi Johnston.
Jon Gosselin is all off the offshoot for kid await now!
More little-known contribution suggested in Jonathan Lee Riches’ lawsuit:
- He met Kate Gosselin at a Harrisburg, Pa., Long John Silvers, where they dined on octopus prior to he accompanied her to a flood hospital in 2002, at which indicate his “sperm was combined to the mix.” At slightest he got his dates right.
- TLC unequivocally stands for Torturing Little Children (he might have a indicate there).
- Jon Gosselin is unequivocally a lady on steroids (a stretch, but we’ll buy it).
- He has bare pics of Jon and Deanna Hummel at a Holiday Inn Express.
- He is looking “federal custody” of his sixteen kids (whatever which means).
- He has already sued Brad Pitt (he cites “Riches vs. Pitt”), Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Hannah Montana and Black History Month (!?), all of whom/which might or might not be in receive of his sperm.
