Archive for May 27, 2013

Tonight on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki will have to confirm in between Brooks and Baby Troy. Will she run divided for a week end with her partner or will her faithfulness to Briana win out?

We know what we’re anticipating for. And it’s positively not some-more shade time for Brooks.

Find out who Vicki chooses as we summation tonight’s part with our THG +/- review!

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 8 Cast

Tamra and Heather flog off tonight’s part with a potion of booze and a small lady talk. Heather felt which Gretchen and Slade’s function at Hot in Cleveland was unpleasant and weird. And it was. Minus 10.

Alexis and Lydia encounter for coffee. Except Alexis orders tea and says she’ll “do” a banana. Then Lydia orders “basically” comfortable divert with a small ambience of coffee. Lydia unequivocally doesn’t need caffeine.

When Lydia tells Alexis which she went to Heather’s taping, Alexis is visibly shaken. She doesn’t similar to it which Lydia is spending so most time with the girls and thinks Alexis should strech out and apologize. Lydia thinks Alexis needs to have “a confidant move.” And I think Lydia needs to dump it. 

Lydia McLaughlin

Alexis throws out the bullying word and says she doesn’t certitude Tamra but needs to let all of this go. 

 

Vicki eventually admits which Brooks is her boyfriend. Since Briana and Ryan do not wish him in their home, she’s usually going to revisit him at his house. Which is 5 miles from her house. Which is still as well far divided for Vicki. Minus 12. 

Brooks asks Vicki to go divided with him for the week end and she says which she can’t since she’s roving to San Diego to babysit Troy whilst Briana and Ryan go to the Marine Ball. Way to select the grandma duties, Vicki! Plus 8.

She asks to reschedule, but Brooks is essentially going to fool around Dad the following weekend, so which doesn’t work for him. Vicki asks for a raincheck and the following sell occurs:

Vicki: Can I get a raincheck?
Brooks: Maybe if you’re nice.
Vicki: I’m regularly nice. Until you piss me off.
Brooks: You do not wish to piss me off either. 

Uh, which sounds similar to a threat, Vicki. Head for the hills! Minus 34.

Vicki Gunvalson Sneers

Tamra’s been asked to verbalise at the L.A. Women’s Expo, but she’s unequivocally shaken about the awaiting of vocalization in front of so most people. She hires a debate manager to come in and assistance her write the debate and give her pointers on delivery. 

During their conversation, Tamra seems exposed and romantic and real. It’s a opposite side of the brash, loud, rather wanton Tamra we’re used to seeing. Plus 9.

Lydia’s stirring something in a pot on the stove, but she’s a self-proclaimed non-domestic. She hasn’t finished a bucket of washing in their house. Like, ever. Minus 12.

She doesn’t have dinner. She creates reservations. Minus 12 some-more for good measure.

Lydia tells Doug about the conversations she’s had with Puff the Magic Grandma and Doug tells her she needs to abate up. In opposite words, of course. Plus 25.

Gretchen and Slade have been on vacation her alloy to plead her fertility. Slade’s been snipped, so there’s which emanate to work around, too.

During her date with the dildo-cam, the alloy declares which Gretchen’s uterus is “nice and lush” and her follicles have been “pleasantly plump.” Plus 8? Somehow meaningful which most about the middle workings of Gretchen’s lady tools doesn’t feel similar to a plus, but we’ll run with it.

Gretchen and Slade

The alloy recommends in vitro fertilization for Gretchen and Slade since his vasectomy and her age. Gretchen envisioned creation a baby the old fashioned way.

Briana, Ryan, and Vicki have been streamer to San Diego with Baby Troy. While Ryan and Briana have been at the ball, Vicki’s personification Nana. 

Vicki, the 90s called, they wish their “whoop” back.

Ryan has a deployment to Afghanistan entrance up. He’ll be left for eleven months. Vicki vows to do whatever Briana needs her to do to assistance her daughter by it. Plus 7.

Terry’s receiving Heather out to cooking to apologize, again, for not ancillary her and dropping The D Word in to their fight. Good job, Terry.

Briana and Ryan leave for the round and Vicki says she’s some-more than happy to be examination Baby Troy. Even if she wishes she were with Brooks. Minus 15.

Over drinks, Terry starts apologizing and says which he thinks the reason he acted similar to a jerk was since he disturbed about how Heather going behind to work would start his life. Heather’s not shopping which as an excuse.

Heather's Mad

After a unequivocally critical heart to heart, he passes a label opposite the table. He’s created a note inside that’s so honeyed it creates her cry. And afterwards he cries.

And may be I cried, too. Or it usually got unequivocally dry in here all of a sudden. 

Hooray! The Dubrows have been good again! Plus 37.

Tamra’s mom comes over to attend with her to the Women’s Expo. Tamra’s debate contains tools which competence have her mom uncomfortable, but she’s pulling brazen with it anyway. If she doesn’t duck out.

Lydia’s mom comes over to sense Lydia how to (half) bake a lasagna. In her one-on-one, Lydia lays all of her non-domestic tendencies on her mom since she was as well bustling training them how to throw flowering plant petals in the air to sense them how to do unsentimental things. And afterwards she says she didn’t sense those things since she never had to sense those things. Way to discuss it the truth, Lydia. Plus 2.

Lydia says she could never magnitude up to being the kind of mom to her boys which her mom was to her. But wouldn’t smoking up be the answer to that? 

They (half) bake the lasagna and call it a day. Mom gets to fume her joints and Lydia gets to keep her mom around. All is solved. 

Tamra’s at the Women’s Expo and ready to give her Keynote address. She’s seeking good in a red dress. She cracks a integrate of jokes which get no laughs. 

Tamra Barney

She starts her debate and there have been tears in her voice. She talks about how her difficult extraneous is a facade for her distrust and because she is the approach she is.

It seems similar to Tamra had a small note up on which stage. Good for her! Plus 20.

Tamra’s got to have a difficult contention with her mom after a debate which ripped detached her childhood. The usually time Tamra can recollect her relatives revelation her which they desired her was when she was twenty-one years old. Minus 4.

Not meaningful how to demonstrate her emotions creates Tamra an indignant woman. But Tamra wants to shift that. She’s branch over a brand new root starting with revelation her mom which she loves her. Plus 20.

EPISODE TOTAL: +37 SEASON TOTAL: +25

After being dumped by Sean Lowe during the hometown dates, pleasing brunette Desiree Hartsock is behind and seeking for love.

And a most appropriate crony to share hold up with her. And substantially a small fame, too. (If this doesn’t vessel out, may be she has a career as a swat artist?)

But hey, with twenty-five large and successful group drifting in from all over for the possibility to splash a lot of booze, brief a small male tears, begin a small drama, all in the query to win her hand, can we unequivocally censure her? 

Tonight she’ll encounter the group of The Bachelorette Season 9 and slight the personification margin down to nineteen contenders. Of course, if you do not instruct to wait, feel giveaway to jump over forward and review The Bachelorette spoilers to sense the identities of Desiree’s Final Four.

The rest of us will be here examination what is certain to be dual tools sight mutilate and one partial treat.

Desiree Hartsock Bachelorette Poster

Desiree Hartsock lived a humbling life, so the imprudence of the residence she’ll be staying in on the hillsides of Malibu, CA is utterly the step up. And someone put m&ms on her nightstand. Plus 5. Where do I get somebody to do that?

Sadness. We get to relive the weeping finish of her attribute with Sean Lowe. Minus 10.

To assistance palliate the suffering of which breakup, The Bachelorette producers got her a Bentley. A. Bentley. Powder blue. She says she feels similar to she’s only where she’s ostensible to be. 

After Desiree goes drum skating in a swim fit tip by Malibu, she sits down with Chris Harrison where she calls herself Cinderella no reduction than 3 times. She wants someone who can promulgate how he feels. That equates to male tears, right?

She vows to lick the male if she feels similar to kissing the guy. GIRL POWER! Plus 8.

She’s ready to weed out the group from the boys. So have been we. Can we get to which right divided please?

 

(Sure we can. After Desiree says the disproportion “this is a angel tale” a zillion times.)

So, Chris Harrison introduces himself and the show right right divided at the twenty-three notation symbol similar to we do not already know what’s going on here. That will not ever stop to be not weird.

Hooray! We’re assembly a small of the men!

Desiree Hartsock and Chris Harrison

Bryden is from Montana. He’s an Iraq fight maestro who satisfied on his debate which he’s ready to find a most appropriate crony he can share his hold up with. He’s loyal, protective, sensitive, and skeleton to win her heart. Plus 2.

Will is a landowner from Chicago who practices Bikram Yoga. And tall fives pointless people on the streets. Nick R. is additionally from Chicago.. In further to being a tailor, he’s a magician.

Drew is twenty-seven and he’s in digital marketing, which equates to he does something with computers. Zak is from Texas. The center of nowhere in Texas. He functions in oil and gas and finds beautiful ways to perform himself on his fifteen acres. And one of those ways is by going nude. Plus 12.

Robert invented pointer spinning. He and his buddies only had an thought one day 8 years ago and combined a brand new character of advertising. And he rides a skateboard. He’s this season’s Jef with one F. Mike R is British but an accent. His family has the accent but he ditched it. Since Desiree’s big on the Cinderella, he should may be collect which behind up.

Brandon is an adrenaline junkie. Not certain how he creates income wakeboarding, but okay. Adrenaline junkie. He was lifted by his grandparents after his relatives divorced. He believes in the energy of certain thinking.

Desiree has arrived at the event mark and she’s ready to encounter her “husband.” I goal she knows the lane jot down of the Bachelorettes who’ve come prior to her.

Desiree Hartsock Smiles

Drew the digital marketer is the initial out of the limo. He’s as well shaken to deliver himself. Brooks from Salt Lake City is the subsequent out. He additionally forgets to deliver himself but last a second hug.

Brad the accountant remembers his own name and brings a wishbone as a callback to Desiree’s wish-making with Sean. She wins the wish.

Bryden’s hoping which Sean’s detriment is his gain. Michael G. is a Federal Prosecutor. He’s going in to the soda fountain to try and find her penny so she can have a do-over on her instruct from last year. 

The second limo arrives and Kasey climbs out. He functions in amicable media and came up with his own hashtags: #marriagematerial and #letthejourneybegin. Minus 47 for the hashtags.

Will the yoga male tells her she has the participation of a enchantress and nicknames her Athena. Since she’s the enchantress of war, he may be should have left with Aphrodite. Mikey T is a plumber with a tighten family. He’s an some-more aged hermit so he understands her attribute with her brother. The attribute which arrange of price her Sean last season.

Jonathan goes confidant and hands her a key to his own Fantasy Suite. Desiree is not amused. At all. Zak shows up but his shirt and asks if Desiree will accept his abs. (She’d be a dope not to accept his abs.) Plus 8.

James believes which faithfulness is love and tells her which if they get married, he’s going to get fat and old but they’ll still be together. Larry is an ER alloy who loves to dance. He tries to drop her and her shoe gets held on her dress. Awkward. 

Nick the wizard brings her a paper rose which he lights on glow and turns in to a white rose. Zack K. is a book publishing house who rocks the Chucks with his tux. Those bleed a enrich from Des.

Diogo is here to be her horseman in resplendent armor. Quite literally. Someone get which male an oil can and a turkey leg. Minus 7.

So far the guys have brought their cheesy A-games. But there have been still 10 some-more to meet.

Desiree Hartsock on The Bachelorette

Chris is a debt attorney who gets down on one knee and asks….to tie his shoe. Then says he wants to get off on the right foot. Ha. Ha. 

Mike R., the dental student, wore his white cloak so he could be Desiree’s McDreamy. Or McSteamy. Whichever. It’s not similar to he knew the difference. Robert‘s not most of a tie guy, so he takes his off on observant hello.

Juan Pablo is a Venezuelan soccer player. And Desiree can’t even appear to contend his name. That attribute is doomed. But he did move her chocolate, so at slightest that’s one denunciation they both speak.

Brandon rides up on his motorcycle and Desiree asks to go for a ride. On his bike. Ahem. Plus 7.

Brian wears a soft jacket. Micah wears a fit he written himself. It pales in some-more aged to Desiree’s overwhelming red series from her own introduction. Pales.

Nick wrote a poem: “Des, after examination you at the finish of last season/I know I’m here for the right reason./The approach you showed such genuine emotion/Made my heart nictitate similar to waves in the ocean.” And we stopped listening and attempted not to barf. Minus 4

Dan says he’s happy to encounter Desiree 3 times in 10 seconds. 

The last male of the night, Ben brings his son Brody to encounter Desiree. And afterwards sends him behind to grandma where he wins the hearts of America on the approach behind to the limo by asking if he did all and wishing he could go to the celebration with his Dad. Heart. Melted. Plus 45.

All the group have been in the house! Desiree’s ready to get to know them. Chris Harrison tells her she doesn’t have to wait for for until the rite to begin flitting out roses. If Sean can do it, so can she.

Kasey has an additional hashtag: #IWantARose. You and eighteen alternative dudes, dude.

Desiree Hartsock Bachelorette Photo

With a small pretence up his sleeve, Nick R. makes Des vanish for about 5 mins and steals her divided for the initial one-on-one conversation. Like her, he’s in the law wardrobe industry. So, usual belligerent for the dual of them.

Brandon cuts in and asks Nick R. to vanish for 5 minutes. Minus 3. He tells her which he flipped a silver to confirm either he should take a shot at going on The Bachelorette or to his birthday celebration with his grandparents. Here he is. He gives the silver to Des and tells her to give it to his mother on their hometown date.

The guys take turns butting in and hidden Des away. Ben steals her and talks about his son. He’s never been tied together and has a child with his most appropriate friend. He loves to stay and so does Des. He gets the initial rose of the night.

After removing the initial rose, Ben starts dishing out recommendation to the alternative guys which the alternative guys do not appreciate. Haters gonna hate.

The alternative guys begin game-planning to get the roses. Diogo​ wears his steel sheet and someone does a small dance for her. Zak says he has to do something to get her courtesy as if the actuality which he’s been shirtless all night hasn’t been enough. So in further to being shirtless, he takes off his pants and jumps in the pool. 

Wonder where she’ll pin the rose now?

While he’s swimming, the alternative guys drive her divided and Zak freezes. His stunt, or stripping down to his skivvies, warranted him the second rose!

Zak Waddell Photo

Bryden​’s most appropriate crony is his dog. He plays the child card, too, and tells the story of an Iraqi child he befriended whilst overseas. He gets the third rose of the night.

Juan Pablo’s accent prevents Desiree from conference or bargain anything else. He shows her a small soccer moves and afterwards starts a struggle with the alternative guys. The alternative guys who have been flourishing increasingly some-more undone which they do not have roses.

The guys get some-more and some-more antsy as Drew steals her divided for a chat. With her boobs. Minus 6. She notices him seeking at places alternative than her face and calls him on it. Then she gives him a rose.

Larry laments his unsuccessful try to drop DesireeHe’s incredibly drunk. So dipsomaniac his face doesn’t move when he talks and he takes his eyeglasses off and puts them behind on and takes them off again. So drunk. Minus 4.

Jonathan calls himself “the male who does confidant things” and skeleton to plant one on her in his own chronicle of the Fantasy Suite. He does a small one-legged push-ups to prepare. He tells her his Fantasy Suite criticism was a fun she didn’t get. She’s you do her most appropriate to get divided from him and he only won’t let her leave.

She’s not shopping it. But hey, his mother says he’s great looking. Des should all go for that! 

He pulls a Vicki Gunvalson and talks about his dull love tank. And I have a unwashed fun in my conduct about his dull love tank and all which time he’s been spending alone in the Fantasy Suite. 

Kasey has an additional hashtag, and this one works. #FantasySuiteFail​. Plus 13.

Desiree asks Jonathan to leave immediately. No rose rite for him. Plus 15.

Chris Harrison swoops in and swipes the tray of superfluous roses. The rest will be handed out at the Rose Ceremony. Which is function right now.

The propitious guys reception roses during the rite are:

  • Brandon
  • Zack K.
  • Will
  • Brooks
  • Juan Pablo
  • Brad
  • Kasey
  • James
  • Robert
  • Brian
  • Dan
  • Chris
  • Mikey

Joining the on top of thirteen are:

  • Ben
  • Zak
  • Michael
  • Drew
  • Nick
  • Bryden

Larry‘s still dissapoint about his unsuccessful try at dipping Des and Nick the wizard doesn’t assimilate how his tricks didn’t work.

Diogo has an “explosion of love and feelings” to share with someone. Just not Desiree.

If the previews have been any indication, get ready for a wild, tear-filled outing around the universe as the bachelors try to woo Desiree Hartsock!

EPISODE TOTAL: +34 SEASON TOTAL: +34

Kelly Rowland grew romantic final night whilst airing her “Dirty Laundry” on theatre in Washington D.C.

The thespian and brand brand new X Factor decider was about 4 mins in to her brand brand new lane when she came on the hymn which references Beyonce, who she dubs a “sister.”

Just as Rowland proposed to sing about the sceptical fury she felt at one indicate after Beyonce strike it big, she pennyless down and put her conduct in her hands.

Watch the throng inspire her to go on in this video:

Kelly Rowland - "Dirty Laundry" (Live)

Kelly Rowland – “Dirty Laundry” (Live)

Just before to belting out the single, Rowland told attendees which the singular is “therapeutic,” traffic with most critical topics from her past.

Reads one verse, obviously referring to Beyonce:

“When my sister was on stage/ Killing it similar to a motherf–ker/ I was in rage/ Feeling it similar to a motherf–ker. Bird in a cafe/ You’d never know what I was traffic with/ Went the apart ways but I was happy she was killin’ it/ Bittersweet, she was up, I was down/ No lie, I feel great for her but what do I do now?”

Are you vehement for Kelly Rowland to decider The X Factor?

 

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He might have come tighten to violation Rihanna’s jaw line a couple of years ago, but those dependent with Chris Brown swear:

The thespian did not mangle any laws final week when he crashed his Range Rover in to a Mercedes.

Team Breezey

There was no vital repairs to possibly vehicle, but Brown stays on trial for the bludgeoning of his ex-girlfriend, definition any slip-up could land him at the back of bars.

And a brand new inform alleges which the artist unsuccessful to yield correct driver’s permit and word report to the lady concerned in the accident, adding which the LAPD would similar to to plead the situation with Brown.

But insiders right away discuss it TMZ no members of law coercion have attempted to hit the star.

Moreover, he was mild at the stage of the pile-up and his profession even attempted job the plant shortly following to safeguard she had all she needed… but she hung up on him.

All successive calls, Brown’s group says, have left unanswered.

No word without delay from the Team Breezy Captain only yet, but he’s been busy. Brown outlayed yesterday at the Palms Pool & Bungalows at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, surrounded by fans, groupies and Karrueche Tran.

So, what did you do on Saturday night?

Carrie Underwood? She distinguished the eight-year anniversary of her American Idol feat by receiving to the theatre with The Rolling Stones in Toronto. Yes, those Rolling Stones!

Tweeted the luminary shortly afterward:

I only sang with the @RollingStones! Holy cow! I walked off theatre and said, “What only happened?!” Still can’t hold it! :).

Watch the musicians sing “It’s Only Rock & Roll” now:

Carrie Underwood Sings with Rolling Stones

Carrie Underwood Sings with Rolling Stones

Contrary to what Amanda Bynes might believe, currently is not the day to go off on a Twitter diatribe and bluster to sue everybody you know.

It’s a day to give interjection to the group and women safeguarding the republic around the world, which is just what a series of celebrities have finished on Twitter.

Scroll down right away for their thoughts on Memorial Day and feel giveaway to share your own…

Memorial Day

Carrie Underwood: Good morning! Today, we recollect those who have served the country. Thank you to the troops members. I acknowledgement currently #HugASoldierDay.

Blake Shelton: Happy Memorial Day everybody!!!!

Steve Carell: Heartfelt interjection to all who have served the country. #MemorialDay

Nick Lachey: Happy Memorial Day everyone. Let’s take a impulse to recollect all of those dauntless group and women who have since their lives for the freedom.

Courteney Cox: Huge and intense THANK YOU to all the servicemen and women who have – and go on – to keep us safe. God magnify you all.

Carson Daly: Thank you to all who we mislaid in use in the armed forces- #memorialday is about honoring you and your families.

Miranda Lambert: Happy Memorial Day. Thanks to all who offer and have served. We can’t ever contend which enough.

Minka Kelly: Honoring & remembering my friends & the group and women who have since their lives in use to the good country.

JWoww: Happy Memorial Day!!!! Today I applaud in respect of my grandpa 🙂 slice opa… My hero

Eric Stonestreet: Thank you for your use and scapegoat group and women in uniform. Now lets all eat a little macaroni salad.

John Stamos: God Bless the heroes who mislaid their lives.

Pitbull: To all happy commemorative day get off the sequence have fun locuraaaa que ricoooo daleee.

Bethenny Frankel: Happy commemorative day everyone!!!!! How most of us essentially think of what currently unequivocally is about? Enjoy!

Katie Couric: Thank you currently and each day to the loyal heroes, the dauntless servicemen & servicewomen who have the idealisation scapegoat for the freedom.

We swallow ones pride to all the feline-loving readers.

The integrate weeks have been dominated by viral dog videos, as darling canines have stood at courtesy to walk… spotless the teeth of a really watchful lion… and pounded a bride on her marriage day.

But we show cats a little love in the following footage.

Well, one real-life cat and one card cat, the latter of whom continues to get riled up by his fake counterpart. Watch right away and see what we mean:

Cat Attacks Cardboard Cat

Cat Attacks Cardboard Cat

It might be Memorial Day, but Amanda Bynes is not receiving any time off.

From being an comprehensive bulb job.

A day after observant she would sue the military and her parents, the uneasy singer jumped on Twitter once again and ranted in some-more item about her detain final week.

Amanda Bynes Self-Portrait

“I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drug on me and lying about me tampering with non extant drug paraphernalia,” Bynes wrote. “then I’m suing for being put in to a mental sanatorium opposite my will, afterwards sealed up overnight for entrance home after a facial and operative out with my tutor similar to the great lady which I am.”

But she was far from done.

She’s additionally suing her “apartment formidable for lying about me smoking in my building,” is “allergic to ethanol and drugs” and has big skeleton for her veteran future.

Tweeted the star:

“I’m giveaway forever! You can’t close up an trusting person!  Thanks for caring! Look brazen to saying me in song videos! I’m removing in figure and removing a nose job! I’m seeking brazen to a prolonged and smashing career as a singer/rapper!”

Where do you mount on the Bynes arrest? Do you think she was set up by the police?

 

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Miley Cyrus Loves Chanel, Marijuana

Miley Cyrus posted a brand new print to Twitter over the weekend.

And whilst the star enclosed along with it a heading which reads “I ♥ #chanel,” along with suspenders temperament which brand’s name, it was transparent by the design which she additionally loves something else: marijuana.

Take note of the root plaque on her cell phone:

Miley Cyrus Marijuana Sticker

In April, of course, Cyrus was videotaped smoking pot. And the thespian did not long ago combine with Snoop Lion.

So it’s not as yet her love for the drug is a secret.

But Tweeting an picture with a distinguished pot root in it? To a air blower bottom which includes most immature teenagers? Should Cyrus have suspicion twice about this one?

Sound off now.

According to a brand new report, the subject was never popped, but the answer was unofficially given.

With fans still perplexing to establish what happened in between Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev – did the actress cheat? What did his Tweet about people becoming different mean? – an insider tells In Touch Weekly which Dobrev is simply “too young” for Somerhalder.

Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig and Nina Dobrev

“Ian was starting to speak matrimony whilst Nina’s only removing proposed on her career,” the source tells the tabloid. “Nina still loves him but isn’t ready to have which outrageous commitment.”

Those tighten to the stars demand they sojourn tighten and which their separate will not start filming on The Vampire Diaries Season 5.

Ian and Nina did crop up corresponding at The CW Upfront in New York City this month, smiling and fluttering to the crowd. We gamble these dual finish up behind together.