Archive for January, 2011

The chances have been you substantially don’t know who Alicia Arden is, which is unless you’re an eager General Hospital fan, but if you aren’t, afterwards which doesn’t make a difference given I’m certain you have been a outrageous air blower of dipsomaniac celebrities and upskirt pictures. While a little celebrities cite to “accidentally” exhibit their panties to the public, Alicia Arden here needs no such front for her exhibitionism. No, this lady proudly displays her panties to the public. And heaven’s angels magnify her for it.

Alcia Arden's Drunk Upskirt
Alcia Arden's Drunk Upskirt
Alcia Arden's Drunk Upskirt
Alcia Arden's Drunk Upskirt
Alcia Arden's Drunk Upskirt
Alcia Arden's Drunk Upskirt

Jesus, where the ruin do we even begin with this crapfest of a story. The central word is still which Charlie Sheen was usually in a sanatorium yesterday since of a “hernia he got from shouting as well hard”, and yet, currently he “voluntarily” entered an unnamed rehab clinic, causing the CBS show Two and a Half Men to be put on a proxy hiatus. It was additionally reported which porn star Melanie Rios was the alternative one-fifth of Charlie Sheen’s 5 layered harlot sandwich (Kacey Jordan being the alternative porn star referred to so far). Adrienne Maloof-Nassif of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and her father Dr. Nassif have been the ones who called 911 for Charlie. They live nearby Charlie and they got a call from someone at his residence asking for healing advice.

The Hollywood Reporter reports on the hospitalization statement:

One crony of Charlie Sheen has the many surprising reason for the actor’s hospitalization on Thursday — the Two and a Half Men star was shouting as well hard.
Steve Brodersen, identified as Sheen’s crony by Extra, told the module which Sheen suffered a hernia damage whilst shouting as well tough at the radio from his home.
The inform continues which Sheen might need operation as shortly as tomorrow to correct the hernia. Brodersen pronounced which Sheen told him from the sanatorium bed, “I’m not dying.”

Meanwhile, Kacey Jordan – the porn star who tweeted a design of her arm whilst at Charlie’s residence – describes the spree which preceded the hospitalization:

She arrived at Charlie’s palace and was greeted by multiform alternative girls. “He was like, ‘you’re the blank nonplus piece. I need a blonde.’” Kacey was land a bottle of vodka when Sheen “grabs it from my hands — and I love the guy, right? — grabs it, and chugs it in similar to 3 seconds, and is similar to ‘Don’t ever exam me again.’” Eventually “it was as well much, and which time of night, when everybody is as well drunk.” Time for bed? Time for “a phone call. For the drugs!” A male with a Gucci bag materializes and dumps “like, 5 eight-balls, huge, the distance of my fist! We’re talking, like, twenty grand of coke.” Apparently moment was involved, too, but Kacey didn’t appear to know what it was: “[Charlie] had this immature pipe, it looked similar to a bong for weed, but afterwards he took a chunk, since it was a rock? And he sliced it off, and he shoved it inside, and starts smoking it. Smoking the coke!” They unequivocally did watch TV. Mostly porn: “He has so most porn. A outrageous theater. I think that’s all he does, sits there and watches porn.” Charlie didn’t have sex with anyone, only “sat there with his small immature pipe, and smoked it.”

Kacey Jordan additionally commented which she didn´t hit her lawyers due to all the heroin mess, as we insincere yesterday. But since she is a bullion digging prostitute and wants a Bentley Charlie had betrothed her. RadarOnline reports:

“Ok for all the f**king haters… I’m removing a baby blue automobile Bentley subsequent month so I dunno…HUSH fml,” the 22-year-old porn star wrote on her Twitter comment Wednesday afternoon.
Sources reliable to RadarOnline.com which the Two and a Half Men star done countless promises to the porn stars he was merrymaking with.
“My hold up has changed… Speechless :) ” Kacey wrote.
Seems Kacey might have gotten her hopes up in the issue of Charlie’s hospitalization – only similar to the porn stars which came prior to her, she’s hired a lawyer.

Charlie additionally assumingly longed for to begin up his really own porn family, which sounds similar to the biggest thing I’ve ever heard. TMZ reports:

During the [36 hour] boozefest, Charlie concluded to rent out George Santo Pietro’s hulk estate for 4 months – at the rate of $250k per month – whilst George goes divided on an arriving outing to Thailand.
And because does Sheen need an additional mansion? Charlie explained which he wants to begin a “porn family” – and he wants the “actresses” to all live in the same house. One big, smutty family.
The subsequent morning, Sheen’s people found out about the understanding and were “furious” – and rught away put a stop to the plans.

Right OK, we think which is all of it… for right away at slightest whilst Charlie sleeps it off in a rehab clinic. But, it’s roughly a since which there will be a brawny encore of this post again subsequent week when Charlie does it all over again.

When you put Tracy Morgan live on TNT, shit explodes. That’s only what happened yesterday when NBA on TNT‘s Kenny Smith suspicion he was in for a little lightsome comedic chaff with Tracy Morgan and Charles Barkley when he asked the 30 Rock star, “Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?” What he got instead was Morgan revelation him this:

Let me discuss it you something about Sarah Palin, man, she’s good masturbation material. Glasses and all that. Great masturbation material.

Not only good Tracy my man, but good masturbation material.

It was kind a “let’s-let-the-comedian-make-a-funny” subject in the initial place. So Tracy only motionless to spin it around and violate them with it.TNT, of course, has already apologized, yet I don’t know because given right away they have a good brand brand new thought for a TV show. Crossing the Line with Charles Barkley & Tracy Morgan. That would be a speak show I would DVR religiously. For the dual weeks prior to they both get shit-canned.

As far as Palin is concerned, she right away has a good brand brand new Presidential debate slogan.

Irina Shayk is Hot. The End.

Here is Irina Shayk seeking all kinds of black tanned hide sextastic at a little product launch at Macy’s. I’m flattering certain if I ever had a possibility to hold this woman’s exposed physique I’d yowl similar to I’d only seen the face of God lick a baby that’s drifting on ethereal wings in to a undiluted golden sunset. She unequivocally is one ruin of a voluptuous square of ass. I generally love which she has which bitchy Russian demeanour about her, you know the one, similar to she’s going to punch you in the scrotum during sex and you’re going to love it. Hot.

I’m even going to go as far as to contend which I’m peaceful to disremember the actuality which she had sex with epic douchebag Christiano Ronaldo and give her a second possibility with me, that’s only the kind of man I am.

Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants

I’m flattering certain if I ever had a possibility to hold this woman’s exposed physique I’d yowl similar to I’d only seen the face of God lick a baby that’s drifting on ethereal wings in to a undiluted golden sunset


Tracy Morgan has done a vital out of observant silly things. Seriously, check out his contentment of hilarious, non-sensical 30 Rock quotes.

But the actress expected went as well far tonight, on live, inhabitant radio no less.

On TNT’s pregame show, airing from the justice of Madison Square Garden before to the Heat/Knicks game, researcher Charles Barkley asked Morgan if Sarah Palin was great looking. He replied in the certain (“oh, yeah, absolutely”), and afterwards combined a line about the what kind of “material” this being star is. Watch the shave for yourself.


Tracy Morgan on Sarah Palin


So which story about Jennifer Aniston is not taking advantage of a baby was bogus. We would take credit for refuting the inform first, but no one essentially believed it.

We did call it, however … not which it took most brainpower. In fact, you have to consternation because Jen’s repute even worried banishment off the rejection in this case.

The inform indent was operative overtime yesterday with LOL-tastic claims which the singer was adopting, but there was law to the reports, obvi.

Aww Jen

WHAT A TEASE: Jennifer Aniston inform regularly is.

Yesterday, luminary inform outlets were abuzz over the patently fraudulent inform which Aniston had visited an institution in Tijuana and motionless to adopt a baby.

Details about a $250,000 “gender-neutral” hothouse in the star’s home began to come out as well, together with the name of a nanny Jennifer reportedly hired.

Courteney Cox’s former nanny, Marva Soogrim, was reported to be Aniston’s now. A repute from the actress, however, was discerning to kill the “fabricated” story.

You listen to about Jen and Brad though? So attack it at the back of Ange’s back!!!

Teen Mom star and feign nipples fan Farrah Abraham in in this years J. Anthony Digital Photography’s “Mastering the Art of American Motorcycles” monthly calendar in which Farrah — aka Miss May — wears a medieval-chic outfit she written herself that’s meant to plead Red Riding Hood. Red Riding Hood after she’s skinned the Big Bad Wolf and done a minidress out of his hide, which is.

Way to go, multitude and MTV. You show those kids the critical repercussions of carrying immature kids in their teens. I theory laying on her behind and removing knocked up at a immature age incited out to be the BEST thing which ever happened to her. I contend laying on her behind but she could have been focussed over receiving it by a excellence hole for all I know.

To be satisfactory on Farrah, I theory she incited a nasty incident in to a improved situation, I meant what else was she going to do, go to med school? Everyone knows teenager moms finish up possibly marrying violent drunks, branch tricks, or as a assistant at the Piggly Wiggly. But MTV branch her in to a mini-celebrity is firm to be the begin of fourteen year old chicks vagrant for a little manmilk on travel corners so they can grow up to be only similar to their teenager mother idols. The initial denote of this function is when teenagers have been essentially branch up at a signing to have Farrah pointer which issues of Us Weekly she was in. [as seen below]

Teen mother Farrah in a calendar
Teen mother Farrah in a calendar
Teen mother Farrah in a calendar
Teen mother Farrah in a calendar
Teen mother Farrah in a calendar
Teen mother Farrah in a calendar
Teen mother Farrah in a calendar

Remember behind in the heady days of the Olsen Twins Countdown Clock, who between us could have illusory which the initial Olsen sister to get exposed on movie would be…one we’d never even listened of before?

Yes, according to the really creditable New York Times, it’s the twenty-one year old Elizabeth Olsen whose bare scenes in her movie “Martha Marcy May Marlene” have been lighting up the Sundance movie legal holiday in Park City, Utah this week (and, with Fox Searchlight’s squeeze of MMMM, hopefully lighting up a drama nearby us very, really soon).

“It was incredibly uncanny to watch it with alternative people examination it,” she added, “especially during bare parts.”

Yeah, about those: in “Martha Marcy May Marlene” (which Fox Searchlight paid for on Monday) Ms. Olsen bares utterly a lot, and has a little semi-graphic sex scenes.

“My dad, when he found out there was nakedness in the film, was like, have been you certain this is a great idea?” Ms. Olsen said, adding which it was a widen for her too. “Me as a person, I don’t even wear things which show my midriff ever. I’m a really covered-up tellurian being.” But she suspicion the nakedness served the story, assisting insist her character’s disfigured attribute to sexuality.

You can kind of see the similarity to her sisters, but it’s similar to you took an Olsen and fed her regularly, whilst raising her in a domicile of amatory acceptance instead of a exhausting unconstrained cycle of kid labor, selling and grubbing each penny. In alternative words, this one looks human.

Props to Elizabeth for NOT murdering Heath Ledger… as far as we know.

Elizabeth, the Other Olsen Sister
Elizabeth, the Other Olsen Sister
Elizabeth, the Other Olsen Sister
Elizabeth, the Other Olsen Sister
Elizabeth, the Other Olsen Sister
Elizabeth, the Other Olsen Sister


Todd Palin, the father of Sarah Palin, was indicted final week of carrying an event with Shailey Tripp, a rub the body therapist not long ago destitute for prostitution.

An review in to the purported harlotry ring incited up nada opposite Todd Palin, however. No tie to bootleg wake up or to Shailey Tripp. Nothing.

Let’s repeat. The Anchorage Police Department is austere they have NO report joining Sarah Palin’s father Todd to an purported harlotry ring.

T-Palin

DUDE, YOU’RE IN THE CLEAR: The Todd Palin liaison appears bogus.

The APD expelled a make a difference explaining they did seize justification in a rub the body sitting room sting operation (Tripp was in actuality arrested) but nothing of the justification upheld any impasse in between the rub the body therapist and Todd Palin.

The APD additionally called out the National Enquirer, observant the luminary headlines repository published their story but ever contacting officials to check their facts.

There’s a shock.

Looks similar to they unsuccessful in their bid to expose the subsequent Rielle Hunter. No make a difference how you feel about Sarah Palin, you have to be blissful this story had a happy ending.

Here is Jessica Simpson withdrawal the Katsuya sushi grill in Hollywood with her fiance, Eric Johnson, the alternative night. Looking similar to she is at which enchanting inebriated indicate in the dusk when she realizes she needs to eat a little cheese fries, STAT! I’m only grateful which these cinema don’t embody her recycling her sushi after on. Because it’s flattering most a pledge to occur at which turn of intoxication. Kudos to the Simpson handler for dodging which bullet for us.

I skip those days when Jess was the hottest chicky on Earth during her “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ ” era… Now she’s in some-more of a “This Booty Is Made For Storing Lard” era.

Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess