Archive for January 27, 2011

Irina Shayk is Hot. The End.

Here is Irina Shayk seeking all kinds of black tanned hide sextastic at a little product launch at Macy’s. I’m flattering certain if I ever had a possibility to hold this woman’s exposed physique I’d yowl similar to I’d only seen the face of God lick a baby that’s drifting on ethereal wings in to a undiluted golden sunset. She unequivocally is one ruin of a voluptuous square of ass. I generally love which she has which bitchy Russian demeanour about her, you know the one, similar to she’s going to punch you in the scrotum during sex and you’re going to love it. Hot.

I’m even going to go as far as to contend which I’m peaceful to disremember the actuality which she had sex with epic douchebag Christiano Ronaldo and give her a second possibility with me, that’s only the kind of man I am.

Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants
Irina Shayk in girdle and tanned hide pants

I’m flattering certain if I ever had a possibility to hold this woman’s exposed physique I’d yowl similar to I’d only seen the face of God lick a baby that’s drifting on ethereal wings in to a undiluted golden sunset


Tracy Morgan has done a vital out of observant silly things. Seriously, check out his contentment of hilarious, non-sensical 30 Rock quotes.

But the actress expected went as well far tonight, on live, inhabitant radio no less.

On TNT’s pregame show, airing from the justice of Madison Square Garden before to the Heat/Knicks game, researcher Charles Barkley asked Morgan if Sarah Palin was great looking. He replied in the certain (“oh, yeah, absolutely”), and afterwards combined a line about the what kind of “material” this being star is. Watch the shave for yourself.


Tracy Morgan on Sarah Palin


So which story about Jennifer Aniston is not taking advantage of a baby was bogus. We would take credit for refuting the inform first, but no one essentially believed it.

We did call it, however … not which it took most brainpower. In fact, you have to consternation because Jen’s repute even worried banishment off the rejection in this case.

The inform indent was operative overtime yesterday with LOL-tastic claims which the singer was adopting, but there was law to the reports, obvi.

Aww Jen

WHAT A TEASE: Jennifer Aniston inform regularly is.

Yesterday, luminary inform outlets were abuzz over the patently fraudulent inform which Aniston had visited an institution in Tijuana and motionless to adopt a baby.

Details about a $250,000 “gender-neutral” hothouse in the star’s home began to come out as well, together with the name of a nanny Jennifer reportedly hired.

Courteney Cox’s former nanny, Marva Soogrim, was reported to be Aniston’s now. A repute from the actress, however, was discerning to kill the “fabricated” story.

You listen to about Jen and Brad though? So attack it at the back of Ange’s back!!!