Archive for January 25, 2011

Here is Jessica Simpson withdrawal the Katsuya sushi grill in Hollywood with her fiance, Eric Johnson, the alternative night. Looking similar to she is at which enchanting inebriated indicate in the dusk when she realizes she needs to eat a little cheese fries, STAT! I’m only grateful which these cinema don’t embody her recycling her sushi after on. Because it’s flattering most a pledge to occur at which turn of intoxication. Kudos to the Simpson handler for dodging which bullet for us.

I skip those days when Jess was the hottest chicky on Earth during her “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ ” era… Now she’s in some-more of a “This Booty Is Made For Storing Lard” era.

Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess
Jessica Simpson is a Drunk Mess

And the 2011 Oscar Nominees are…

Hollywood’s many critical sunrise is here, with the fixing of the 2011 Academy Award nominees. Will Dinner for Schmucks get nominated for Pest Picture. Will Miley Cyrus be famous for The Last Song or M. Night Shyamalan for The Last Airbender? Find out below!

Best Picture
Black Swan
The Fighter
The Kids Are All Right
The King’s Speech
127 Hours
The Social Network
Toy Story 3
True Grit
Winter’s Bone

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale, The Fighter
John Hawkes, Winter’s Bone
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right
Geoffery Rush, The King’s Speech

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

Best Actor
Javier Bardem, Biutiful
Jeff Bridges, True Grit
Jessie Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours

Best Actress
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

Best Director
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
David O. Russell, The Fighter
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
David Fincher, The Social Network
Joel Coen/Ethan Coen, True Grit

Best Screenplay — Adapted
Danny Boyle and Simon Beaufoy, 127 Hours
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Michael Arndt, Toy Story 3
Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, True Grit
Debra Granik and Anne Roselini, Winter’s Bone

Best Screenplay — Original
Mike Leigh, Another Year
Scott Silver, Paul Tamasy and Eric Johnson, The Fighter
Christopher Nolan, Inception
Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids Are All Right
David Seidler, The King’s Speech

Best Foreign Language Film
Biutiful (Mexico)
Dogtooth (Greece)
In a Better World (Denmark)
Incendies (Canada)
Outside the Law (Algeria)

Best Animated Feature
How to Train your Dragon
The Illusionist
Toy Story 3

Best Documentary
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Inside Job
Waste Land

Here have been my thoughts:

They need to cut the series of most appropriate design nominees in half. Some of the cinema listed together with the Kids have been Alright don’t go in which category. While it might be glorious Lifetime fare, it is common melodramatic melodrama. The Golden Globes flattering most concurred it. The movie doesn’t have a singular giggle line, but it was in the “Comedy or Musical”, i.e., “Not serious”, category.

Oh and Toy Story 3 in the Best Picture category? For one, it’s already in the Best Animated difficulty which should be enough, and for another, no f%$king supplement to a supplement should ever be in the Best Picture category. Hrumph!

Apart from that, the nominations I was awaiting have been all there and Natalie Portman will substantially get her initial Oscar.

Oh, and Dinner for Schmucks was ROBBED!

We posted final week cinema which flush online of a not long ago singular Macaulay Culkin withdrawal a Barcelona sex bar with porn star Irene Lopez. Well right away Macaulay wants to have it positively transparent to everybody (and maybe Mila Kunis in particular) which he isn’t dating the tporn star, and which her pants aren’t on glow from all the sex we suspicion they were having, but for being a liar for carrying pronounced this: (According to E! News)

“The final time I was with him, no one found out about it,” Irene tells E! exclusively, “I don’t know what happened this time which the journal listened about it.”
The Spanish porn star, who’s worked at the sex bar for 9 months, is additionally endangered about his separate with Mila, saying: “If there is a probability which he goes behind with Mila, I don’t wish to be an obstacle. The dissection is unequivocally fresh.”

Macaulay released this matter to E! News denying the relationship:

“As I do with most fans, I quickly met and took a print with Irene Lopez at her request,” Macaulay tells E! News. As for her claims which they’ve hung out before?
“I have had no hit with this lady in any capacity, amicable or differently prior to or given which design was taken. Any reports to the discordant have been false,” he tells E! News.

Translation: “Girls! Eww! Icky!”

Next time Macaulay, don’t get all repelled when we pretence you have been banging a chicky who functions partial time as a porn star and partial time as someone who has sex on stage… in the really same bar you were seen on foot out of… with her… and not only posing for a singular photo, but on foot down the travel with her…

Michelle Money might get some-more courtesy has the accord loon of The Bachelor, but petite dentist Ashley Hebert put on utterly a arrangement final night as well.

Fueled by enviousness and large amounts of alcohol, Ashley incited in to an romantic mutilate and hijacked alone time with Brad Womack from opposition Britt Billmaier.

As Womack and Billmaier’s makeout event escalated, so did Hebert’s desire.

The Bachelor: Ashley Gets Her Drink On!

“I only wish him to myself,” she cried as she barged in. “One-on-one time is critical. I’m a firsthand declare to Brad’s attribute with these alternative girls.”

That’s not all. Crazily enough, her strategy worked, and she looked staid to constraint the organisation date rose – until blurting out something unequivocally awkward.

The shave on top of shows Ashley’s antics, that we additionally discussed in the Bachelor recap, in all their glory. Here’s a reward shave of the bubbly beverage party, as well:

The Bachelor: Week Four Cocktail Party