Archive for January 14, 2011

Here great people, have a little some-more Jessica-Jane Clement pictures, since unequivocally the cinema posted yesterday only weren’t sufficient to prove the Jessica needs, and they had irritating scribbly content all over them, to illustrate distracting us from those overwhelming feign bust and all that feign tan.

This time the cinema have been from the UK’s Loaded Magazine, that is simply apropos my the one preferred mag due to cinema such as these. I certain goal Jessica carries a bucket of H2O around with her at all times, since she’s certain to means breathe fires everywhere she goes.

Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine
Jessica-Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine

Oh snap! Seems Scarlett and Sandy have been on the verge of a soppy t-shirt cat quarrel after Scarlett presumably called Sandra a man-hungry bum when she listened which Sandra is removing all cuddly with Ryan Reynolds. Personally I think Sandra is only a cover for Betty White. You know Betty and Ryan have been you do it!

The National Enquirer, who have been well well known for their glorious 100% honest and guileless stating say:

A “livid” Scarlett Johansson “exploded” at Sandra Bullock, who is maybe-dating Scarlett’s ex Ryan Reynolds “before the ink on their divorce writings was even dry”: “You’re a man-hungry tramp!” Scarlett assumingly screamed in a fit of fury and in front of an clandestine user for the National Enquirer. Sandra might be well well known as ‘America’s Sweetheart,’ but she’s NO swain to Scarlett.

Seriously right away The National Enquirer… “man-eating tramp”… who the ruin uses which anymore? Did she afterwards call her a “strumpet”,”hussy”,”frigid”… you know, all those difference immature people make use of nowadays.

I’m going to go forward and call BS on this. I think the National Enquirer is frightened which the feign Angie/Jen fight is played out, so they’re perplexing to drum up an additional “wronged ex-wife/man eating tramp” scandal. But if this is loyal afterwards Scarlett is only pissed which Ryan isn’t sitting with a cylinder of ice cream, examination The Notebook and great over her ass.

Now this seems similar to an suitable place to leave this minute right here which I keep promulgation to Scarlett but never get a reply.

Dear Scarlett,

I am no masculine model, nor famous, nor rich, but all of these things will work in your preference to hang it to Mr. Reynolds.

Call me. I can cook, I will conclude you, and positively pledge which you will finish the attribute and not I.

P.S. I love you.

Selena Gomez is No Longer Pure

Selma Gomez with Justin Bieber

Well it appears which Selena Gomez has mislaid her decency to Justin Bieber, given she is no longer wearing her virginity ring, and as everybody knows, once you have sex your virginity ring dissolves and is transposed with intolerable shame. It’s scholarship people.

Turns out her relatives have been throwing a hissy fit over the blank ring, given they think a ring will stop her from carrying sex. Guess they have been a little kind of sorcerers who fascinated her ring. The National Enquirer reports:

Selena, 18, was not long ago photographed removing friendly with sixteen year-old Justin in Miami and kissing him aboard a yacht off St. Lucia. The virginity ring which she’s ragged for 6 years – a pitch of her oath to sojourn pristine and innocent until matrimony – was nowhere in sight.

“When the ring came off, Selena’s relatives became unglued,” a family crony told The Enquirer.

“Selena got the ring at twelve and never took it off,” suggested the friend. “But when things proposed removing prohibited with Justin, unexpected she was wearing it reduction and less.

“Selena’s family thinks the universe of Justin and isn’t against to them dating. But they’re unequivocally regressive people and they’d be heartsick if she did something with him which she’d after regret.

“The family has even left as far as carrying people in her environment inform behind to them when she spends time with Justin. Selena hates being spied on, and that’s pulling her divided from her family.”

Ironically, Her mother Mandy Teefy became profound with Selena when she was usually 15. She separate with Selena’s biological father 5 years after and tied together Brian Teefy in 2006…

During all [her] outings with Justin, Selena [has] left the virginity ring at home

BAH! I don’t know people, not certain if a ring is sufficient explanation which Selena is carrying lesbian love with Bieber. We won’t know for certain which Beiber and Gomez have been carrying sex until they begin display up at endowment shows in relating denim grave wear.

What I don’t unequivocally get yet is because should the “pure” be blinged out? With all the people I’ve slept with (people being $20 moment whores in this case), I merit a ring dammit! Actually, I merit a statue, or a parade, but I would solve for a good golden cockring. “Impurity-cockring”.

Now what ever you do, don’t discuss it this man what Selena has been up to:

Joanna Krupa Looks Good in a Bikini

Joanna Krupa is a Polish-American super indication often well known for displaying her exposed donkey and such, so it’s not unequivocally a great warn which she looks great in a bikini, it’s what she gets paid for. Perfect body, I could eat my bacon and eggs off which donkey each sunrise for at slightest a decade, but there was regularly something a small uncanny with her face which I wasn’t as well certain about, something I don’t authorize of. You can’t see it in these pictures, but when you get a transparent shot of her total face you can, I theory it’s something about the mouth which looks off…. Maybe it’s since my penis isn’t in it.

Joanna Krupa in a swim suit on a beach
Joanna Krupa in a swim suit on a beach
Joanna Krupa in a swim suit on a beach
Joanna Krupa in a swim suit on a beach
Joanna Krupa in a swim suit on a beach
Joanna Krupa in a swim suit on a beach
Joanna Krupa in a swim suit on a beach
Joanna Krupa in a swim suit on a beach

Martha Stewart had to go to the puncture room yesterday sunrise after her dog separate her top mouth when Martha interrupted her beauty sleep. She explained in a post on her blog currently about how she held a sleeping Francesca (her dog) by warn when she leaned down to wheeze a honeyed goodbye in to her dog’s ear:

As I leaned down to wheeze goodbye to a dozing Francesca, I contingency have dismayed her, since she bolted honest with such force which she strike me in the face similar to a fighting glove conflict an opponent’s face. I was wholly dismayed and my neck snapped back. I felt a bit of whiplash as red blood gushed onward from my separate lip. Frannie was as dissapoint as I was and cowered in her bed.

Humm, “Cowering” you say? Or personally plotting the subsequent attack?

How can we be certain which Martha isn’t handling an bootleg dog fighting operation out of her home in Bedford Hills to have additional cash? This dog might be lerned to be aggressive. Lord knows what nasty day to day she picked up in the big house. She’s substantially using an bootleg newcomer operation…enticing operative category girls from East Middle East in to the United States to force them in to prostitution….pushing tough drug on propagandize kids….the dog fighting ring is substantially only the tip of the iceberg of her unlawful activities.

While Martha laid there in the sanatorium removing her top mouth stitched she found the time to snap this design of the Hospital’s wallpaper so she could after blog about how it wasn’t aesthetically appreciative sufficient for her. No, we aren’t creation this shit up…

Now Francesca, would similar to you to encounter Gwyneth…

Here’s Kim Kardashian seeking intensely slutty and someway unequivocally slick looking… wait for a minute, is which a Madame Tussuad’s polish sculpture? Apparently the answer is no, it’s only Kimmy K tweeting a design of herself in a little overwhelming seeking swim suit for millions of people to see, whilst the same day perplexing to cover her face from the paparazzi so millions of people wouldn’t see it, since you know, it didn’t have the right seventeen layers of stripper makeup on, nor could she get her face in to which one point of view which creates her demeanour pretty.

Sadly she didn’t twitter the design station about dual feet to the right, so we could catch a glance of which Milwaukee sized donkey of hers in the mirror.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Twitter Picture
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi
Kim Kardashian Covers from the Paparazzi