Archive for January 6, 2011

Well the poser off all them passed birds descending out of the sky this week has been solved. It was suicide. And they had a reason too. That reason is Jersey Shore’s Snooki, who has hired a organisation to slap her name on each arrange of product imaginable. And she’s requesting for trademarks on a accumulation of her catchphrases too… I competence only follow those birds.

So if you fell in love with Snooki as one of the couple of radio faces with a clearly plain upbringing and stout dignified education in light of thousands of trashy, money-grubbing being stars, then… well, afterwards you have been a grade-A idiot.

The small orange round of STDs has sealed with a association to assistance her launch lines of hairy slippers, sparkly (fake) jewelry, and sunglasses, all things which we join forces with with the beach-loving being star. If there was a authorised approach to sell genital warts she’d substantially have a Snooki™ G-Warts on store shelves already.

Here have been a little of the products she hopes to bend in to in the future:

  • Perfume, fake eyelashes, fake hair, synthetic nails, cosmetics, have up,nail bathing products, namely tips, glue, lacquer and glitter, spike polish, suncare lotion, object screen; personal caring products
  • Jewelry; watches
  • Handbags, purses, wallets
  • Clothing for men, women and children, namely shirts, underwear, hooded sweatshirts, sweatpants, sweatshirts, lane suits, swimsuits, gloves hosiery, socks, sleepwear, pajamas, coats, jackets, dresses; headwear; headbands; hats; footwear; shoes, gloves
  • Hair shampoo, Hair conditioner, Hair styling gel, hair spray; self tanner tanning spray
  • Hair accessories and hair ornaments, namely, hair ties, hair clips, and hair bumps
  • Shot glasses, cups
  • Printed matter, namely, books in the fields of entertainment, variety, news, and comedy
  • Entertainment, namely, a stability variety, headlines and humerous entertainment show promote over radio and radio; radio show production

Condoms aren’t on the list? Amazing. Unless she doesn’t make use of them. Then it creates sense.

Check out a little of her heading applications below. Sadly I don’t see one for smush smush…

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Ben Affleck Has This Many Oscars

One dip or dual Ben? One. Asshole.

Here’s Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner receiving their daughter out for ice thickk cream yesterday (or they kidnapped Abigail Breslin) when things got a small moving when Ben proposed sharpened the birdie at a paparazzi. I’d be on corner as well if I had to have sex with Skeletor behind there. I’m certain when he’s you do which pale male face hump, he dreams of J. Lo’s soft Puerto Rican boundary and how which was the final time he felt similar to a man.

In all earnest though, I think we can all conclude removing sleepy of carrying your print taken, BUT I think Ben has mislaid lane of the actuality which IT’S HIS JOB. Actors don’t get paid millions of dollars for a integrate weeks work since they merit it, it’s all partial of the “famous chairman lifestyle” which they appear to suffer so much. You don’t get to contend “I wish the money, but I don’t wish my design taken” any some-more than the rest of us can discuss it the bosses “I wish to get paid, but I don’t wish to do any work”.

Ben, if you don’t wish to have your design taken, that’s fine. Take your income and go live a still hold up of solitude. But as prolonged as you have your vital being a important actor, close up, hang which finger up your ass, and grin for the camera.

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Take the following gossip with a pellet of salt the distance of Justin Bieber’s air blower base…

According to Great Britain’s The Sun, Justin Bieber has been approached by producers to guest star on Glee and has essentially supposed – underneath one condition.

“It contingency be in the agreement which [Cheryl Cole] gets a partial in the show as well,” Justin allegedly told the newspaper. “Cheryl and the show have sum sense. It’s all about people who demeanour good and can sing and dance – that’s all Cheryl.”

Pic of Cheryl ColeUnbuttoned Bieber

Bieber has done no tip which he crushes on Cole, but these quotes still do not receptive to advice similar to him, do they?

Glee is a good approach to deliver [Cole] to the States,” he says. “It would be good if she played a surrogate clergyman receiving a sabbatical from England or something. Can you suppose how prohibited Cheryl would demeanour ready to go as a propagandize teacher?”

Whether or not Justin is quoted rightly here, we still wanna know: Do you think he should crop up on Glee?


Dr. Conrad Murray didn’t just pour out to call 911 after he found Michael Jackson lifeless, according to paramedics … and the doctor’s phone records.

Murray might try to disagree Michael Jackson killed himself with a fatal sip of Propofol in a short window during which the doc went to the bathroom.

When he came back, the invulnerability speculation goes, Murray called 911 right away. But phone association employees told a opposite story in justice today.

The Bad Doc

The phone association says which in the hours surrounding the explanation which Michael was routine in bed, Murray was texting and job lots of people.

Not on his list? 911.

Records show Dr. Murray was promulgation and reception mixed texts. Two texts were sent by Murray to someone in Texas at 12:03 and 12:04 p.m.

It’s misleading if the texts pertained to the women in Murray’s bureau who went to a storage trickery to pick up boxes, but you have to wonder.

The genocide timeline brawl has permeated for months, with a little law coercion sources desiring MJ was injected as early as 10:50 a.m.

Murray additionally sent interpretation at 12:15, 12:18 and 12:53 p.m. on Jun 25, 2009, when the King of Pop upheld divided of strident Propofol intoxication.

The singer’s personal medicine additionally called a series of people, together with his girlfriend, Nicole Alvarez, but the usually jot down shows 1:08 p.m.

This is unsuitable with progressing claims which he talked with Alvarez around noon and when he satisfied MJ was in distress, forsaken the phone.

Meanwhile, a paramedic testified currently which Dr. Conrad Murray denied giving Michael Jackson drug as the thespian lay routine in his bedroom.

Martin Blount pronounced when he walked in to MJ’s room Murray was sweating profusely. Murray told EMTs he waited usually one notation to call 911.

Another paramedic testified which he believed Murray waited in between twenty mins to an hour to call 911. The call was placed at 12:21 p.m.

Then there’s this.

Alberto Alvarez (no propinquity to Nicole), a life guard who says he was MJ’s Director of Logistics, pronounced Murray private bottles from MJ’s room.

Along with an IV bag with a milky-white substance, believed to be Propofol, Murray told Alvarez to remove sure bottles prior to job 911.

Alvarez says he walked in to MJ’s room at 12:17 p.m. he saw Michael laying motionless. Murray told him Michael had “an allergic reaction.”

He systematic him to pick up a bag of bottles and put them in a bag. Alvarez says Murray “instructed me to remove the IV bag from the IV stand.”

Alvarez says there was a second IV bag – which contained saline. Murray told him to leave it. He additionally pronounced which Michael’s kids watched him die.

Stay tuned for some-more as this develops.

We got the initial ambience of endowment deteriorate final night as celebs and celebrity whores (seen above) took to the blue runner for the 2011 People’s Choice Awards in L.A. You could have sat by all dual hours of the nonsensical chaff from host Queen Latifah which went along with it. But if you didn’t (and for your own sakes, let’s goal that’s the case) I manned up, soldiered by and took records of the formula as selected by the “people”, “people” obviously being in this box fourteen year old girls.

Cinema

Favorite Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Favorite Action Movie: Iron Man 2

Favorite Comedy Movie: Grown Ups

Favorite Drama Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Favorite Family Movie: Toy Story 3

Favorite Horror Movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp

Favorite Movie Actress: Kristen Stewart

Favorite Action Star: Jackie Chan

Favorite Comedic Star: Adam Sandler

Favorite On-Screen Team: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, & Taylor Lautner

Favorite Movie Star Under 25: Zac Efron

Television

Favorite TV Comedy: Glee

Favorite TV Drama: House

Favorite TV Comedy Actor: Neil Patrick Harris

Favorite TV Drama Actress: Lisa Edelstein

Favorite TV Crime Drama: Lie to Me

Favorite TV Crime Fighter: Tim Roth

Favorite TV Sci-Fi/Fantasy Show: Fringe

Favorite Competition Show: American Idol

Favorite New TV Comedy: $#*! My Dad Says

Favorite New TV Drama: Hawaii Five-0

Favorite Talk Show Host: Conan O’Brien

Favorite TV Guilty Pleasure: Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Favorite Family TV Movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

Music

Favorite Song: Love The Way You Lie by Eminem featuring Rihanna

Favorite Music Video: Love the Way You Lie by Eminem featuring Rihanna

Favorite Male Artist: Eminem

Favorite Female Artist: Katy Perry

Favorite Rock Band: Paramore

Favorite Breakout Artist: Selena Gomez & the Scene

Favorite Pop Artist: Rihanna

Favorite Country Artist: Taylor Swift

Favorite R&B Artist: Usher

Favorite Hip-Hop Artist: Eminem

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