Archive for November, 2010

Forget the floats and marching bands. Kanye West was assumingly the main captivate at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Followed by an key from his physical condition enemy, publisher Matt Lauer, Kanye stormed the streets of Manhattan for a short opening atop the New York Daily News boyant to lip-sync his strain “Lost in the World.”

Nothing says Thanksgiving similar to Gay Fish floats, severely at slightest give us a legal holiday mangle from this self-appointed reincarnated Egyptian douche God. Well I theory in a approach Gay Fish is undiluted for the Macy’s parade… He’s full of prohibited air.

Lady Gaga’s Meat Casserole

The pretension is not a substitution for her moot, her cock cavern, her prominent lunchbox, her panty hamster, her straight smile, her dug-out full of moose meat, her va-jay-jay, her hair burger, her bucket of eels, her Spaniard with his twist grip slit, her turkey purse or her path flounder… But all of those were euphemisms for a vagina though. No, this is zero some-more than a elementary design of Lady Gaga with a beef stew plate which she posted to her Twitpics on Thanksgiving. What a spare nonetheless juicy approach to make use of your leftover beef dresses.

Coco is a Camel Toe Extraordinaire

What is a camel toe, you ask? If you’re unequivocally the tard who doesn’t know, a cameltoe is routinely a really aesthetically appreciative phenomenon, whereby a woman’s Venus pile is obviously discernable underneath the cosy fabric of her reduce garment. Typically, the fuller the labia, the some-more appreciative the effect. Now which everybody is on the same page, let’s take a demeanour at a little of Coco’s really usual vaginal wedgie moments, given she wears zero but 100% pristine spandex it seems.

Personally I’m damn ill and sleepy of saying her full on camel toes in each picture, and her nasty silicone-laden ass, too. Cover which shit up, woman. We’ve all seen WAAAAAY as well most of which *ahem* less-than-prime genuine estate…

And vocalization of silicone, it’s time to get those feign titties an upgrade. If you’re gonna travel around with them waving in the zephyr 24/7 afterwards you need to take caring of the lumpy, little ridges you’ve got adhering out everywhere. And please, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t whip out an additional one of your nauseous scarred boobs anyplace where someone is going to take a design of it.

p.s. I’d still strike it, strike it genuine good.

Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
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Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
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Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe

As you should all know by now, the brand new TSA pat-downs have been implemented all opposite the U.S. where people who exclude to go by physique scanners contingency be patted down by TSA officers instead prior to being authorised to come in an airfield terminal. Well assumingly TSA officers overtly suspicion Hollywood singer Kate Beckinsale was a critical hazard given she was picked to bear the pat-down procession even after going by the physique scanner prior to roving yesterday… I similar to to suppose which all the womanlike TSA crew (sporting make woman nipples) proposed a cat-fight over who would get to perform this sold pat-down.

Then again who knows, may be if they would have let her by this title would be splattered opposite the TVs right now: Breaking News – Actress Kate Beckinsale has taken a craft warrant whilst in movement over the Atlantic in the name of insubordinate Jihad.

Anyways check out the extraordinary donkey design next afterwards scream at the tip of your lungs “DAT ASS!!!!!

WOO HOO! Lindsay Lohan is a giveaway woman!… Well for around fifteen hours which is, as LiLo has been given a one-day pass from the Betty Ford rehab hospital to applaud Thanksgiving with her wandering father in L.A. Sources tighten to her told TMZ, “that she left her solemn vital trickery in Palm Springs this sunrise to have the 2-hour expostulate … but she has to be behind by late tonight.” I theory this equates to the White House won’t be pardoning a Turkey today, given it seems the great people at the Betty Ford hospital have already finished sufficient turkey pardoning for today.

So move out the vodka glassy turkey with the cranberry, cornbread and heroin stuffing, since it’s time for a Lohan family Thanksgiving dinner! WOOOO!

Happy Thanksgiving to all from The Hollywood Gossip!

What would this legal holiday be but family, food, football and thoughtfulness on the things we conclude most … in the box of THG, which equates to a little of the bird-brained celebs we’ve had the payoff of covering in the past year.

Without serve ado, THG’s Top 10 Turkeys of ’10 …

Spencer Pratt Turkey

We might rename this the Spencer Pratt Thanksgiving Turkey Award.

10. Barack Obama. The great will and measureless recognition enjoyed by the President at the begin of his White House tenure eroded fast, withdrawal in the arise a deeply polarized citizens and a Congress unfailing for narrow-minded gridlock.

9. Jake Pavelka. Lame stints on The Bachelorette, The Bachelor and DWTS were sufficient to scorch this turkey, but his televised dissection special with feign fiancee Vienna Girardi was the year’s being TV douchepocalypse.

8. The Kardashians. Sure, they’re harmless, but there’s so damn most of these girls. Mix in a robust assisting of Scott Disick and we’re usually burnt out.

7. LeBron James. The NBA’s most appropriate player, who has never won a title, done this summer all about him and his preference on where to fool around subsequent year. A “decision” which noted the most absurd, narcissistic, self-indulgent stunts in sports history.

6. Spencer Pratt. He’s depressed off from 2008’s Top Turkey status, but he’s got staying power. Faking a divorce, removing tied together for a third time in as most years, floating by $10 million and branch in to a towering man? Impressive.

5. Dancing With the Stars voters. Bristol Palin? Seriously people?

4. Lindsay Lohan. The clarification of sight wreck. Second usually to …

3. Charlie Sheen. His aroused rumpus with mother Brooke Mueller final Yuletide total with Capri Anderson dalliances this fall? Quite a year for Charlie.

2. Mel Gibson. Why? Just attend to his rants. Wow.

1. Tiger Woods. Today, or some-more fairly early tomorrow morning, is the anniversary of Tiger’s car (and image) crash, following a flat tire with Elin Nordegren, who schooled of his event with Rachel Uchitel and took a 9-iron to his face.

The months which followed suggested one more mistresses, disturbed voicemails, nasty content messages, contemptible fantasies, silly rumors and bad golf. It’s a liaison which might never be equaled, and positively estimable of Top Turkey billing.

Dramatic Tiger Picture

If zero else … Tiger Woods’ Thanksgiving can’t be worse than final year’s.

Christy Martin is a fighting legend, the initial womanlike in her competition to cover Sports Illustrated. But right away this soldier is indeed in for the quarrel of her life…

… opposite both genocide and her husband.

Chrissy Martin on SI

Martin, who once appeared on the undercard of a Mike Tyson match, is recuperating in a Florida sanatorium after being shot and stabbed yesterday.

While sum have been still entrance in, TMZ reports the fighter stumbled out of her home after the incident, flagged down a car and was taken to get caring by a flitting motorist. Despite her injuries, Martin told authorities the male at the back of the conflict was her 66-year-old father and trainer, James Martin.

Police have been right away on the track for the male who done the inapplicable designation of meditative Christy Martin could be knocked out so easily.

We love us a little Blake Lively, often given she has good cans and legs that widen serve than the Mississippi river. Here she can be seen at the Lorraine Schwartz “2BHAPPY” Jewelry Collection eventuality in New York City final night hosted by Beyonce. Blake was many expected there putting her titties to work in scoring her a brand brand new purpose in a movie, given she hasn’t perceived a brand brand new purpose given Green Lantern, that accomplished sharpened decades ago, and by decades I meant over half a year ago.

But hey, she regularly has Gossip Girl to tumble behind on, where she can feel giveaway to things her superb mounts in to all sorts of parsimonious dresses but wanting the capability to be essentially means to act.

Blake Lively Looking Good
Blake Lively Looking Good
Blake Lively Looking Good
Blake Lively Looking Good
Blake Lively Looking Good
Blake Lively Looking Good
Blake Lively Looking Good
Blake Lively Looking Good
Blake Lively Looking Good

Holy crap, it’s Geordi La Forge… wait for no, which is Ke$ha stumbling around similar to a tard whilst wearing silly seeking 3D eyeglasses after withdrawal Jimmy Kimmel Live the alternative night, and given which wasn’t hilariously dense sufficient for her she motionless to go with the regularly grand stand in pair. Which I theory creates clarity since we already live in a 3 dimensional universe so there isn’t most indicate in on foot around with 3D glasses. But if you travel around with two… right away that’s when shit gets genuine and you come in the sixth dimension full of hardcore shit, similar to umm, shine on the floor.

Yes, hardcore. That’s the initial word which springs to thoughts when I see shine on the floor… understanding with it.

Kesha wearing 3D Glasses
Kesha wearing 3D Glasses
Kesha wearing 3D Glasses
Kesha wearing 3D Glasses
Kesha wearing 3D Glasses
Kesha wearing 3D Glasses
Kesha wearing 3D Glasses
Kesha wearing 3D Glasses
Kesha wearing 3D Glasses

Still smiling similar to regularly Jay-Z is revelation for the initial time about a crime he committed as a tween. When he was twelve he shot his comparison hermit Eric, afterwards a moment addict, for hidden a ring. He confessed in an talk with British journal The Guardian.

Growing up in Brooklyn, New York’s barbarous Marcy projects, the rapper (real name: Shawn Carter) says it was easy to get his hands on a gun. “How did he get the gun? “I went to someone’s crib, someone’s house, and got it. Guns were everywhere. You didn’t have to go far to get one. Just everywhere.”

After the non-fatal sharpened — he shot Eric’s shoulder — Jay-Z admits, “I suspicion my hold up was over. I thought I’d go to prison for ever.”

But his kin refused to press charges. When Jay-Z visited Eric in the hospital, it was Eric who apologized for his moment addiction.

“It was terrible,” he says now. “I was a boy, a child. I was terrified.”

It’s the usually time Jay-Z ever shot someone, he says. “There were shoot-outs, but I never shot any one else. Most people in shoot-outs don’t get shot.”

He was, however, shot at 3 times, but was never hit. “It’s similar to there was a little brute angel examination over us.”

I don’t see what the big understanding is, I suspicion sharpened your hermit was a normal partial of flourishing up for a rapper. But we kinda already knew this shit about Jay-Z, he flattering most confessed to this 10 years ago in a strain of his, “You Must Love Me”:

Saw the demon in your eyes
high off some-more than weed
confused I only closed
my immature eyes and squeezed
What a sound
opened my eyes only in time
to see ya stumbling to the ground
Damn what the fuck I finished now
runnin’ around in a circle
thinking I’m assed out
hot gun burnin’ my waist
ran true to Jazz’ house
Like a foreigner damn I only shot my nigga
and ran off in to the night as if it was not my nigga
Left the stage how could I go out which way
Still you asked to see me in the sanatorium ya subsequent day
You contingency love me.