Archive for November 26, 2010


Christina Aguilera has rebounded fast from her new divorce.

The thespian has been speckled out with Matthew Rutler, a prolongation partner and a guitarist in the Nate Mott Band. The dual met on the set of Burlesque in Feb and fast connected – most to the discomfit of friends.

“Christina is utterly taken with Matthew,” a source tells Star. “But he’s a furious rocker sort with a repute as a ladies’ man.”

Pic of Xtina

An insider says Rutler is in “heaven” since he’s dating a celebrity.

“He networks similar to funny with all the big names she introduces him to. He’s a vital operator. And all is on her dime, since he’s broke. Matt used to live in a crummy unit with roommates; right away he’s at her Beverly Hills palace each night.”

While pals be concerned which this attribute is “too much, as well soon” for Christina, she isn’t vouchsafing any personal issues start her work. Check out a array of new opening by Aguilera in her THG video section.

Meet sisters Justene Jaro and Dawn Jaro, who accost from the Philippines, they have been both models, have been both intensely hot, don’t thoughts removing all up tighten and personal with any alternative in bikinis and have been substantially inanely kinky… Well they certain have been you do a little eccentric shit in my conduct right now… yeah Justene, widespread which catfood all over her…

Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro
Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro

Check out the VS Angels do a lip-syncing delivery of Katy Perry’s Firework. I’m somewhat unhappy which they didn’t do I Kissed a Girl. According to the central Victoria’s Secret outline of the YouTube video below:

They’re only similar to us! Watch as Victoria’s Secret Supermodels Behati Prinsloo, Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chanel Iman, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and others get their Firework on backstage at the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Hear which people! Victoria’s Secret Angels have been only similar to everyone else! Except they have perfect bodies and faces, so yeah not at all similar to the rest of us. But severely this is how you do a mouth dub video. They could have been lip-syncing children’s hothouse rhymes and I wouldn’t give a shit, all I’d see is Adriana Lima and her overwhelming face. So overwhelming which I essentially wish to crash her eyeballs and eat her asshole with a spoon.

Having pronounced which it would have been incredibly improved if at the end, they had them all dyking out with comfortable rub the body oil and strap-ons. Just saying.

Forget the floats and marching bands. Kanye West was assumingly the main captivate at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Followed by an key from his physical condition enemy, publisher Matt Lauer, Kanye stormed the streets of Manhattan for a short opening atop the New York Daily News boyant to lip-sync his strain “Lost in the World.”

Nothing says Thanksgiving similar to Gay Fish floats, severely at slightest give us a legal holiday mangle from this self-appointed reincarnated Egyptian douche God. Well I theory in a approach Gay Fish is undiluted for the Macy’s parade… He’s full of prohibited air.

Lady Gaga’s Meat Casserole

The pretension is not a substitution for her moot, her cock cavern, her prominent lunchbox, her panty hamster, her straight smile, her dug-out full of moose meat, her va-jay-jay, her hair burger, her bucket of eels, her Spaniard with his twist grip slit, her turkey purse or her path flounder… But all of those were euphemisms for a vagina though. No, this is zero some-more than a elementary design of Lady Gaga with a beef stew plate which she posted to her Twitpics on Thanksgiving. What a spare nonetheless juicy approach to make use of your leftover beef dresses.

Coco is a Camel Toe Extraordinaire

What is a camel toe, you ask? If you’re unequivocally the tard who doesn’t know, a cameltoe is routinely a really aesthetically appreciative phenomenon, whereby a woman’s Venus pile is obviously discernable underneath the cosy fabric of her reduce garment. Typically, the fuller the labia, the some-more appreciative the effect. Now which everybody is on the same page, let’s take a demeanour at a little of Coco’s really usual vaginal wedgie moments, given she wears zero but 100% pristine spandex it seems.

Personally I’m damn ill and sleepy of saying her full on camel toes in each picture, and her nasty silicone-laden ass, too. Cover which shit up, woman. We’ve all seen WAAAAAY as well most of which *ahem* less-than-prime genuine estate…

And vocalization of silicone, it’s time to get those feign titties an upgrade. If you’re gonna travel around with them waving in the zephyr 24/7 afterwards you need to take caring of the lumpy, little ridges you’ve got adhering out everywhere. And please, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t whip out an additional one of your nauseous scarred boobs anyplace where someone is going to take a design of it.

p.s. I’d still strike it, strike it genuine good.

Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe
Coco Camel Toe