Archive for November 19, 2010

Look what Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal did only in time to have your coffee list all porny for Thanksgiving, they went all topless and cuddly for the cover of Entertainment Weekly. By porny [it’s a word, only ask those compendium dudes in England] I meant they demeanour similar to they should be on the cover of a raunchy regretful novel, since at what indicate does it begin to demeanour reduction similar to a repository cover and some-more similar to a design from one of those ‘How to Make Sweet Sweet Love’ guidebooks. Seriously, this only looks similar to a open use ad where the title should review “Help your woman with her breast examination today!”. OK I’m done.

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless in EW
Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless in EW
Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless in EW
Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless in EW

The insanely prohibited Canadian 90210 star Jessica Lowndes was at a little eventuality a couple of days ago called ‘an dusk with Chrysler and Fiat’ where she wore a skirt so parsimonious in the bust segment which it done her breasts demeanour as if you had scored equally her to a spinning circle afterwards incited it 180° to have her up-side down.

Them puppies only unequivocally longed for to come out and contend hi. But don’t be fooled kids, if you got her home and took which skirt off you’d find the tittis to be fake advertisement. Which in spin would have her an excusable claimant for the sudden intro to the anal universe with the famous “oopsss I slipped” method, you know, to solve your frustration.

Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress
Jessica Lowndes Push Up Dress

Harrison Ford High

Harrison Ford showed up final night on Conan in a state which can customarily be described as being tall as shit. There is utterly presumably no alternative reason than drug for whatever funny state he was, great I theory he could have picked up a late-in-life box of Autism, but which is stretching it. Clearly Solo was only smoking something.

The great thing is this is a HUGE alleviation for Ford, who is customarily one of the grumpiest, many pompous speak show guest I’ve ever seen. If it weren’t for the perfect bulk of his star power, he’d never get invited onto any show. He obviously he should clean out on Valium some-more often.

Conan additionally attempted to get him to spirit at a fifth monthly payment of Indiana Jones. Which I don’t unequivocally see function unless there will regularly be unstable defibrillators at palm to begin up his heart again when a stage requires complete movement such as crouching or tortuous over to check out a value chest.


Tony Parker, whose matrimony crumbled among a attribute with Erin Barry, says he was not blindsided when mother Eva Longoria filed for divorce this week.

“Eva and I have been deliberating the incident privately,” Parker told People magazine. “I was wakeful which she would be filing for divorce in Los Angeles.”

Parker additionally denied a inform – given retracted – which he went to justice first, usually to have Eva remonstrate him not to, at which indicate she filed out of revenge.

Tony, Eva Longoria ParkerErin Barry, Baby!

Tony and Eva separate among reports of him sexting Erin Barry.

“I did not record for divorce in Texas and did not sinecure attorneys in possibly Texas or California,” Parker says. “We devise to go on to keep discussions of this make a difference private.”

Good fitness with that.

When you have an event with a teammate’s mother – nonetheless sources tighten to Tony contend there was usually sexting and no tangible sex concerned – stories turn out of control.

Erin Barry, whose father Brent played with Tony on the San Antonio Spurs from 2004-2008, is in the routine of divorcing him as well. What a bizarre, unhappy story.