Archive for November 18, 2010

Eva Longoria seems to have usually denied which Tony Parker had filed for divorce in Texas on Tuesday since she longed for to be the one to publicly mangle open the piñata on their matrimony and get a bit of which honeyed punish whilst you do so. Apparently, Tony longed for to have the divorce go smoother by filing in Texas, but she talked him out of it since she had alternative plans.

RadarOnline reports:

“They were operative out the sum about who was going to record and when. They didn’t wish it to turn a disorderly divorce. Then Eva got a small punish and didn’t discuss it Tony she was filing and forsaken the writings on him, catching him off change for the media blitz.”

While a little reports have pronounced the texts in between Tony and Erin Barry were “innocent” that’s positively not true, RadarOnline.com learned. The texts were flirtatious and passionate and “crossed the line,” a source tighten to the incident revealed.

Erin’s matrimony to Brent Barry is over, the source says, and whilst she and Parker traded passionate texts Parker insists their attribute never became physical. “Look, any mother is going to be dissapoint with what Tony did, but he swears the attribute with Erin stopped there and they never had sex,” the source told RadarOnline.com.

“And Parker additionally says the content messages finished months ago.”

Even so, Eva and Tony concluded most weeks ago to divorce. “They were deliberating how to ensue for a while,” the source said. “Suddenly, Eva not usually filed the writings but afterwards went open with Tony’s attribute with Erin. He was surprised, to contend the least.”

So these dual were articulate about divorce and how the writings would be filed, and afterwards BLAMMO! she surprises him by removing the writings filed and dropping them on him… Oh you got BURNED buddy, you do not wish to cranky a Latino chick, her rage will blow up in your face similar to a self-murder bomber! He’s propitious she didn’t toss out this weeks Valpak banking book prior to he had a possibility to demeanour by it, or put usually dull divert cartons in to the refrigerator so when he wants his Cheerios he gets a HUGE SUPRISE!

As overwhelming as which punish devise was Eva, I’ve got a most improved one for you. Jump on my “barely creation smallest salary a year” cock. That outta piss off which douchebag.

Dina Lohan is wanting to sue Fox over a stage shown in the show Glee this week, where Gwyneth Paltrow’s impression asks in Spanish (and translated around subtitles onscreen): “Lindsay Lohan is all crazy, right?” Then, in an bid as if to learn the students the series 5 or to shock them divided from sexing up LiLo, Paltrow’s impression quizzes, “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?”… Well, Dina Lohan is not wanting to let this slide. She told Gossip Cop, “Our lawyers have been promulgation a letter” to “Glee” on the drift which the show allegedly defamed the singer who, by all accounts, is operative tough on her recovery.

But really, who doesn’t Dina wanna sue these days? She is a income grubbing bitch, and given Lindsay can’t await Dina right now, she has to get her income elsewhere. When a large house is sued, pointless studies which I’m pulling out of my ass, have shown which it will price pronounced house a smallest of $50,000 over the march of the suit. From what I’ve seen, many corporations have been peaceful to solve for this volume and 9 out of 10 people (who have been customarily suing for a little pointless jive similar to this) will take the allotment and run. She’ll have her 50k and which will keep her in coke and drink for a integrate of months until she finds someone else to sue. [We’re entirely awaiting a legal case ourselves any second right away for thoat remark]

All of Katy Perry’s Latex Dresses

Katy Perry loves to fist her curvy physique in to all sorts of latex dresses, ones lonesome in cookies, ice thickk cream cones, teddy bears, flowers, or even ones lonesome in opposite sorts of STDs. So stick on us on this small outing down mental recall line and get mislaid in her mounds of latex tits.

Like the good Ace Ventura once said, “[fits] similar to a glove!”

Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses
Katy Perry's Latex Dresses