Archive for October 8, 2010

It’s about time you took your illness a small some-more seriously, son. All it takes is one prolonged week end with sun, fun and 10 as well most prohibited dogs/Long Island ice-teas to have you rethink your dietary choices and practice habits. Playboy bunnies Jamie Graham and Jordan Monroe have been here to help, with a little tutorials on the most appropriate exercises to get you to mangle a sweat. So get out your “exercise equipment” and fap fap away.

Elizabeth Hurley went to a little Elton John celebration at the Royal Courts of Justice in London the alternative day and showed because infrequently it’s knowledge which triumphs over girl when it comes to prohibited babeness (yeah it’s a word, check your dictionary).

Now, I wish all the immature women out there who review The Daily Fix (all 3 of you) to take records on how Liz scrupulously utilizes her talents in and with a little arrange of enchanting brassiere. This is how you go out to whim events, girls. If you still don’t assimilate and need a in isolation education event in the approach to achieve correct disruption I am accessible for in isolation demonstrations.

Elizabeth Hurley Shows Off Some Cleavage
Elizabeth Hurley Shows Off Some Cleavage
Elizabeth Hurley Shows Off Some Cleavage
Elizabeth Hurley Shows Off Some Cleavage
Elizabeth Hurley Shows Off Some Cleavage

Miley Cyrus Attempts to Do Sexy

Miley Cyrus continues her goal to try to startle her assembly with a some-more grown up and sexier image, this time in her brand new song video for “Who Owns My Heart”, the second singular out of her “Can’t Be Tamed” album.

In the video Miley strips down to her hoop skirt and rolls around in bed, whilst attempting to be sexy, but comes off as being approach as well desperate. It doesn’t assistance which her voice sounds similar to a 70 year old lady who smoked 2 packs a day many of her life.

For those of you who lifted your daughters on Hannah Montana meditative it was a pure, honeyed and trusting Disney show, surprise! Your kid’s already a whore. Let the booze, dope, desire and panty-less arm shots begin!

Look, I’m all for women carrying the right to do whatever they wish and I’m no prude. BUT because is EVERY SINGLE womanlike cocktail star similar to this? There’s no accumulation anymore. It’s all autotuned hoebags. Everyone is the same. Our younger era is taught which this is THE ONLY approach to be… there’s no alternative way. Not usually this, but we retaliate group with prison time and a lifetime of chagrin for carrying sex with someone her age, nonetheless images of immature skanks being skanky skanks have been shoved down their throats constantly.

Yesterday, a inform (complete with audio and photos) referred to which NFL fable Brett Favre was job and texting striking photos of his junk to Jenn Sterger.

Today, the NFL is questioning the story to establish the legitimacy and possibly to take movement opposite the all the time un-retiring Minnesota Vikings shot-caller.

The allegations opposite Brett Favre, afterwards the New York Jets quarterback, have been which he sent risque messages and photographs of his package to a sideline reporter.

Brett Favre ClothedJenn Sterger Image

Oddly, the Vikings fool around the Jets this week. Asked Thursday to residence the report, Favre said: “I’m not removing in to that. I’ve got my hands full with the Jets.”

According to Deadspin, when he was with the Jets final time, he additionally had his hands full … with his wang and a cellphone. Sorry, which was low. Yet might be true.

In integrity to Brett, there’s no reliable tie in between the (alleged) Favre texts and pics sent to Jenn Sterger, who hasn’t indicted him directly, either.

The NFL might conclude, on reviewing the inform and concomitant video, which it’s all a anything forged perpetrated by the “third party” who performed the pics. But …

If this is a hoax, let’s only contend it’s an blow up one. Getting a Mississippi cell, receiving voice lessons, and implicating Jets handlers only to eff with Jenn Sterger?

If you attend to the voicemails (below), Sterger positively believed it to be him, as did others. Deadspin contingency too, differently they’d be risking a outrageous lawsuit.

You do not denounce someone similar to Brett Favre for kicks. If he comes out and proves this wasn’t him, they’d could be in trouble, but we do not see it happening.

Here have been the voicemails in subject (sorry, no pics) …

Brett Favre Messages to Jenn Sterger

Kim Kardashian got soaked by a splash and Khloe roughly mislaid her big fat marriage ring final night, after a sceptical lady went nuts on them in NYC.

TMZ reports:

The Kardashian house was at Juliet final night, when a masculine air blower asked for a pic with Kim. His partner flew off the hoop and threw a splash at Kim.

Scott Disick and Khloe jumped in to the dispute and in the scuffle, Khloe’s ring flew off and skidded opposite the floor. Our spies inside the bar contend Khloe literally pacifist opposite the building to collect it … that she in the future did.

If this is loyal afterwards I extol the lady who threw the drink. She was substantially only ill of the Kardashian rabble similar to the rest of us. Nice to see villainous Kim can’t even quarrel her own battles. She has to have her tacky family quarrel for her.

BUT we all unequivocally know this was only an additional staged play stage for their dense TV show. And If you don’t hold so afterwards I have a good investment event for ya.

Kim Kardashian Attacked
Kim Kardashian Attacked
Kim Kardashian Attacked
Kim Kardashian Attacked
Kim Kardashian Attacked
Kim Kardashian Attacked

It’s the steer all girls mental condition about: Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson… together, in one place.

If the 16-year old thespian has his way, this competence shortly come true, as Bieber certified in a new talk which Rob would have the preferred “wingman.”

“I love articulate to girls and going on dates,” Justin said. “My preferred wingman would be Robert Pattinson. We should go to a integrate of showbiz parties and see what happens.”

Justin and a FanShy Robert

Who would you rsther than take home: Justin or Rob? Vote now!

How competence Bieber and Pattinson proceed the conflicting sex? Suggests the shaggy-haired sensation:

“Robert says his hair is a good ice-breaker so may be we can go up to girls and be like, ‘Do you wanna hold the hair?’ How about which for an opening line?”

It’s terrible, dude. But when you have a face similar to yours, it unequivocally doesn’t matter.

Justin, of course, is reportedly dating Jasmine Villegas. But it sounds similar to he has an eye on women opposite the Atlantic.

“The girls go funny for him over here, but I have a big thing for English girls so may be we could strike a integrate of parties in London, as well.”

Cultural stroke competence meant as many as income and domestic influence, as evidenced by the celebrities on Forbes’ 2010 World’s 100 Most Powerful Women list.

The list is formed reduction on normal titles and purposes and some-more on beautiful change as good as entrepreneurship, the office building of brands, the violation of barriers.

The women of politics, business, media and lifestyle (entertainment, sports and fashion) were ranked in any group, and after that, in organisation opposite group.

Oprah and Michelle Obama Picture

Two of the tip 3 in one photo!

The different mash-up of tough and energetic energy led to this tip ten:

  1. Michelle Obama, First Lady of the U.S.
  2. Irene Rosenfeld, Chief Executive, Kraft Foods
  3. Oprah Winfrey, Talk show host and media mogul
  4. Angela Merkel, Chancellor, Germany
  5. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Secretary of State, U.S.
  6. Indra Nooya, Chief Executive, Pepsico
  7. Lady Gaga, Singer and rumored hermaphrodite
  8. Gail Kelly, Chief Executive, Westpac
  9. Beyoncé Knowles, Singer and conform designer
  10. Ellen DeGeneres, Talk show host

What do you think of this list of the many absolute females? Spot on? Off base? Who would you include/exclude? Who should be higher?

Hillary on the AttackMeat Lady GagaVery Beautiful BeyonceEllen DeGeneres PictureThe 1st Lady

Can PETA get dismissed up if the class is already extinct?

Turning up in France, Ashley Olsen done a singular coming in her really excellent downy huge coat, relating shawl and sunglasses. This is tall conform at the best.

We’ve grown in the habit of to Ashley being Ashley over the years, but it never ceases to dazzle what she’ll wear … for improved or worse. Ooh la la or OMFG? Vote …

Ash Ols

What do you think of Ashley Olsen’s outfit here?

Dave Good, who came off similar to a outrageous d!ck on The Bachelorette, but redeemed himself and was awarded $125,000 by his Bachelor Pad peers, is essay a book.

Fans of The Bachelorette could substantially theory the title: The Man Code.

David Good and Natalie Getz separate the $250,000 and whilst Nat skeleton to make make use of of her share to begin her a association and compensate off tyro loans, Dave’s got alternative plans.

David Good and Natalie Getz Photo

Natalie Getz and David Good aren’t together … we think.

“Dave is going to make make use of of a large cube of the income towards edition his brand new book The Man Code,” companion and Bachlorette leader Jesse Csinscak pronounced recently.

“He’s an alpha masculine and never sugarine coats his perspective on how group should act,” pronounced Jesse about Dave, who done which most transparent during his being TV stints.

He was not fearful to call Juan Barbieri a cheese-ass or Wes Hayden a burro for their viewed indiscretions opposite the Code, nonetheless Wes is still his boy.

The Man Code won’t expected be the subsequent Da Vinci Code, but it should be fun.