Archive for August 5, 2010
Bar Refaeli is seen here displaying the Agua Bendita swimwear line on an all-too-rape-able physique which (unfortunately) gets every night banged by Leonardo “I’m so intelligent I’m in ‘Inception’” DiCaprio. For carrying one of the world’s misfortune names and the misfortune boyfriend/husband/whatever, she still is tall on the wanking list. So Bar, when you review this, don’t call the cops. (Because we know you will review this.) Be flattered which prohibited men, such as us, have been captivated sufficient to you to hold ourselves. Flattered, dammit!
In an bid to infer only how unattractive she is compared to her kiss-blowing sister, Angel McCord displayed her virile pecs at an eventuality in West Hollywood. Angel unequivocally needs to sense how to blow at – and have love to – the camera… not bluster it inside of an in. of the life. Right now, she is reminding us of Shelly McFlutey from 2nd grade, which hideous lesbian who teased a sure someone to the indicate of woe so which their left testicle never descended. Not which we know which person, or anything.
Edita Vilkeviciute, Lithuanian indication extraordinaire, is perplexing to lure us with her voluptuous unfamiliar body… utterly similar to a little droll uncles do when you see their penises for the initial time. But distinct with your dipsomaniac Uncle Randy, Edita is going to succeed.
Lithuania competence be a frightful nation full of criminals, but which doesn’t stop them from copulating and creation a little really voluptuous rapist daughters. So hold yourself if you dare, but let us advise you, her Lithuanian Uncle Randy will know. And he will track you down.