Archive for June, 2010


MSNBC, Fox News and the UK’s Sun have been stating which the Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren divorce is final, with usually a filing in Orlando County Court remaining.

“Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to record for divorce at Orlando County Court,” says an inside source. “She expects to someday in the subsequent 7 days.”

The allotment Elin is to receive, which has turn the theme of most discuss in new weeks, is reportedly valued in the area of $750 million.

Yes, three-quarters of a billion dollars, believed to be the greatest payout of a luminary divorce ever. There have been conditions, however, according to reports:

  1. Tiger might not move any alternative females around their children.
  2. Elin can never publicly verbalise about his assorted mistresses.
  3. Elin gets full control of the kids but they share legal custody.

That equates to Tiger will share decisions about the kids, and as such, Elin will not be means to henceforth immigrate them to her local Sweden anytime soon.

Tiger’s main caveat, though, was which she close yer grunt – for all eternity.

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Photograph

Tiger and Elin in happier, pre-car pile-up times.

A companion said: “Tiger’s main fright is her revelation her story after he’s made up his reputation, promulgation him behind to the gutter. The cost of which total is her silence.”

“Complete confidentiality. No interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her hold up – even if Tiger dies initial – or she’ll remove the lot.”

Basically, Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Joslyn James, Devon James and the dozen alternative hoes we know of finished up costing Tiger about $37.5 million per.

One inform suggests which Elin Woods finished up with stand in the total she sought after her lawyers dynamic Tiger is value much some-more than $1 billion.

Her crony explained: “Elin’s authorised group have finished a good pursuit digging up all sorts of assets.” We would have to contend that’s the box if the total is correct.

While it should be remarkable which The Sun is a British tabloid, the $750 million figure has been reported by some-more than one source over the past couple of weeks.

Let’s only contend we wouldn’t gamble the underneath on $500 million anyway.

Christina Hendricks, the red headed and big boobed singer on Mad Men, not long ago told Health repository how she feels about women weight. Basically, she was understanding of women giving in to their urges, eating what they wanted, and gaining weight. Hell, she pronounced which gaining weight was womanly. Well Christina. It is. If you’re you – with the uncertain capability to channel all of your physique fat in to your titties and ass. Other women, during weight gain, consequence three times chins and lodge cheese thighs. Not scarcely voluptuous Mad Men element similar to yourself. In the talk Christina said,

“I theory my mother lifted me right. She was really celebratory of her body. I never listened her once say, “I feel fat.” Back when I was modeling, the initial time I went to Italy I was carrying cappuccinos each day, and I gained fifteen pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my garments off in front of the counterpart and be like, Oh, I demeanour similar to a woman. And I felt beautiful, and I never attempted to remove it, ’cause I desired it. [Laughs.]“

Anorexic models do need to benefit a couple of pounds, sure. No man wants to crash a chicky whilst her hip skeleton protrusion in to his stomach. But on the flip side, if you discuss it women which it’s “okay” to eat fifteen donuts for breakfast, they’ll run with it. America is a disgusting, portly country. Don’t go around revelation small girls which they can eat cookies and ice thickk cream so they can demeanour womanly, Christina Hendricks, you foolish twat.


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Kim Feenstra, the hot-ass Netherlands innate leader of Holland’s Next Top Model, appeared in the Dutch FHM. This begs the question: isn’t the Netherlands and Holland the same DAMN country? And who the f*ck have been the Dutch? WHICH NATION ARE THEY FROM? … … geographic stupidity aside, this chicky is hot. And flipping us off in the FHM cover shoot… which gives us unpleasant and ungainly stiffies. So let’s dont think about about the small “where the ruin is she from” and “why in the universe does Holland have a Next Top Model show?”

Fun fact: she rumored to be in publishing at the age of seventeen and additionally was rumored to be prostitute.

Another fun fact: there is no reason because each male in American shouldn’t give a intrepid bid to putting his penis in her panties. Seeing which her partner was murdered (so she’s single!) and she was a whore, you will have a great chance.

Then again, Wikipedia could be full of shit.

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Mel Gibson’s disloyal ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva is lashing out at the actress and his counsel for claiming Mel has been inexhaustible in ancillary their baby.

Oksana’s lawyer, Marci Levine, says to the contrary, “The make a difference expelled to TMZ on interest of Mel Gibson is formed on finish distortions of the truth.”

Regarding Mr. Gibson’s monetary contributions toward the parties’ child, Levine says he “conveniently ignores obligations to the kid underneath California law.”

He’s indicted of shutting his fist and punching her in the face, but Mel’s lawyer, Stephen Kolodny says Mel has non-stop up his wallet for Oksana Grigorieva.

Gibson put her up in a multi-million dollar house, paid for her a car, supposing illness word and gave her “tens of thousands of dollars,” says his attorney.

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WAR OF WORDS: Mel and Oksana have been in a exhilarated one.

Levine would not privately contend how Mel has depressed short, but Oksana sources have been claiming the actress has not paid kid await given they separate this spring.

She says, “Mr. Gibson persists in attempting to ‘litigate’ this make a difference in the media, and continues to launch fake accusations opposite the mom of his child.”

“Unlike Mr. Gibson, Ms. Grigorieva has not, and will not rivet in vulgar chaff in the press,” Levine adds, echoing identical accusations from Mel’s side.

Mel’s aroused function has additionally been a subject of discuss in between the ready to fight parties, with Oksana claiming he knocked her teeth out and Mel denying that.

She did see a dentist the day of an purported confront with Mel, but who knows what was to censure for what she indispensable done, or what the work consisted of.

Coco’s Ass Ate her Bikini

A bit of unhappy headlines currently – Coco’s oversized donkey sadly ate her swim suit whilst she was out at the beach. With pronounced bikini’s disappearance, Coco’s crabs were unleashed on the beach and devoured dual young kids and a Rottweiler puppy. We have been sad.

On the splendid side, everybody got a glance of the assorted mounds which have up Coco Austin. With dual peaks on her chest which opposition Mount Everest, Coco is regularly a acquire steer when she competence be half-naked (at the beach, in the shower, at the store, in a church).

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A Los Angeles stripper claims the embattled Dr. Conrad Murray brought her home from Sam’s Hof Brau frame bar weeks prior to Michael Jackson died final June.

Whether that’s true, or what temperament it had on Murray’s diagnosis of Jackson which fatal sunrise is utterly unclear, but Joe Jackson sees a connection.

Michael’s funny father and his lawyer, Brian Oxman, will talk a stripper who not usually claims Dr. Murray was at the frame bar hours prior to Michael Jackson died, but which she was at Michael Jackson’s residence after being invited by the doctor.

The stripper, who claims she was operative at Sam’s Hof Brau on Jun 24, 2009, says which Dr. Conrad Murray was at the bar celebration only prior to midnight.

The Bad Doc

Dr. Conrad Murray’s actions have been underneath even some-more scrutiny.

Oxman, who is repping Joe in his prejudicial genocide legal case opposite Murray, who faces contingent killing charges, has oral with the stripper’s “rep.”

The stripper claims which weeks prior to Jackson died, Dr. Murray invited her to Jackson’s home in Holmby Hills. She claims she went late one night, after the bar closed, and Murray’s patient, the King of Pop himself, was there, in a low sleep.

In Oxman’s minute of vigilant to sue Dr. Murray for the prejudicial genocide of Jackson, he indicted the alloy of celebration at Sam’s Hof Brau prior to treating MJ.

Dr. Murray’s reps have strongly denied he was at the bar on Jun 24, and even some-more adamantly, have pronounced which the alloy does not splash … period.

The genocide of Michael Jackson took place Jun 25, 2009.


Voldemort: Why do you live?
Harry Potter: Because I have something to live for.

Sorry, Eclipse, but you can’t sow all the courtesy these days.

While the third monthly payment of The Twilight Saga has fans around the creation backing up for tickets days in advance, others have been focusing on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Based on the last book in this dear series, the movie will be damaged in to dual parts.

The initial opens on Nov nineteen and the initial central trailer has been released. Check it out now:


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Preview

In the movie, Lord Voldemort’s energy is flourishing stronger. He’s exerting some-more carry out than ever before, and we all know the usually chairman which can stop him: The Boy Who Lived.

While viewers will need to wait for until Jul 2011 to get the end to this tale, they can check out a couple of scenes from it below. We’re pulling for you, Harry!

Final Showdown

Lord VoldemortGet Up, Harry!As Hermione Granger

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–> you all the opposite ways in opposite media outlets the pretension of your movie has been used. If you pretension your movie Girls Gone Wild you’re going to have a authorised complaint given there is already a good well known video array and website which work underneath which name. A Script Clearance Report checks a book for any copyright or heading issues. Before you write in a impression wearing a code name shirt or celebration a obvious code of energy splash on camera get accede from the company. If you show a code or trademark but accede you could entice authorised trouble. That’s the reason on a little radio shows you see confused images over a product, hat, or shirt logo. I was observant brazen of time to have certain there weren’t any beautiful elements created in to the Consignment book which could means problems during sharpened or after. Common clarity was my main guide. I felt gentle relocating brazen to fire but profitable for these reports which would rapt me to intensity authorised issues. They only weren’t a bill oppulance which could be afforded at the time, so I finished a preference to move brazen but profitable for these reports. You’ll infrequently review which you won’t be means to secure Errors & Omissions word (E & O), which you’ll in the future need to sell your movie to distributor, if you do not have these reports finished prior to filming begins. That can be frightful denunciation to a initial time filmmaker. You meant I can’t begin sharpened my movie until I compensate for these reports? As a initial time filmmaker I suspicion the same thing. Then I researched some-more and found it’s customarily the companies which yield inform services which fool around this point of view up. Reports will have to be prepared, but not indispensably prior to you begin filming your movie.

Oh Jesus. This is the misfortune thing to occur in Hawaii given the last part of Lost was taped. Why does which reticent American island have to move so most pang and suffering? Megan “Shoulda Had Our Cock” Fox and Brian Austin Green were tied together this past week in a small rite at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii. They did their investigate and satisfied there is a big, certain association in between HUGE luminary weddings and divorces. Not to discuss which if any masculine passerby saw Megan Fox contend her vows he’d rught away dedicate hara kiri and finish his hold up on the spot.

The dual met on Hope & Faith (the hell..?) behind in 2004 and have been at slightest a small together ever since.

No word nonetheless on if Megan found the rendezvous ring she lost.. similar to the stupid bint which she is.

–>The After Dark Horrorfest is mostly strike and miss, but similar to a sight mutilate I have to keep watching. Thankfully they were intelligent sufficient to give us the small gem Zombies of Mass Destruction.The prolongation worth is acceptably tall from a really low bill film. There is an suitable volume of gore for the normal zombie flick. In fact, visually this is a really normal zombie film. Since there have been already hundreds of normal zombie films, given am I wasting some-more time than it takes to sort “AVERAGE” or “MOSTLY HARMLESS”? It’s given of the script. I laughed my donkey off. I haven’t enjoyed out of place lines this most given Shaun of the Dead or Black Sheep.Let’s begin with the standard setup. Big locale lady earnings to small locale to assistance her father with his restaurant. Another big city male earnings with his beloved to discuss it his mom which he’s out of the self-evident closet. Boring, tedious cliche. Stir in Zombie Holocaust. Then everybody boils down to tender stereotypes in a approach which I haven’t enjoyed in years. You roughly feel unwashed shouting at a little of this. There is an over the tip apportion which is assured which the zombies have been the polluted removing what they deserve. A strikebreaker family whose violent primogenitor decides to constraint the internal Iranian lady to woe her given this is patently terrorism. Let’s not dont think about the might of the dialog. One male is asked given he doesn’t know how to hoop the zombies. Hadn’t he ever seen a zombie movie? His response: He’s some-more of a evil spirit guy.