Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have suggested their 2013 Yuletide Card – and it’s BOUND to have you laugh.
In a shave which will air Monday, Ellen shows off a print which would have James Franco and Seth Rogen proud, as she presents an picture of herself on a motorcycle and mother Portia de Rossi sitting opposite from her, topless, rebuilt to severely have out.
Yes, it’s a satire of the barbarous Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Bound 2 song video.
“People have been articulate about the Kardashian’s label so much, Portia and I did a label this year and… it was essentially desirous by Kim and Kanye’s song video, if you saw it,” Ellen tells the assembly in the following clip.
Watch right away and afterwards be certain to check out the 2013 Kardashian family Yuletide card.
Seriously, how overwhelming is Ellen DeGeneres?!?
Oops, she’s finished it again.
The 16-year old viral star has expelled a follow-up to her 2011 strike singular “Friday,” one which picks up just where which lane left off. What is it titled?
“Saturday,” of course.
In the central video for the song, Black and her friends have been cleaning up after an dusk outlayed merrymaking (yeah!), traffic with tossed-away piece for one person cups, passed-out pals and a gin rummy set.
Then… they strike the beach and throw nonetheless an additional shindig!
Watch now, take note of the surpassing lyrics (This Saturday we gonna do it bigger than we ever have before, I don’t wish this Saturday to end!) and wonder: Were the Mayans usually off by one year?
Quick, what do Robin Thicke and Santa Claus have in common?
Each has been a plant of a Miley Cyrus Twerking attack.
The “Blurred Lines” thespian felt the rage of Miley’s behind finish at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, of course, whilst Saint Nick got a front and really core chair for the booty-gyrating move at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball in Los Angeles final night.
Watch right away and try not to let the picture deface your legal holiday season:
Of course, Twerking on Santa wasn’t the many headline-worthy headlines about Miley this week.
Might she essentially be removing behind together with Liam Hemsworth?!?
Some people have been not smart. Some people have been implicitly bankrupt. Some people, similar to the dudes who ripped off pieces from the Paul Walker pile-up site, have been both.
Two guys were arrested for allegedly absconding with “souvenirs” of the Porsche Paul Walker died in final Saturday … after they motionless to Instagram it.
The indicted thieves allegedly grabbed the tip of the roof tiles of the Porsche Carrera GT whilst it was being towed from the collision site to an incarcerate yard.
Officials contend the dual group snatched the partial when the draw lorry stopped at a red light, yet the lorry motorist saw them expostulate off and alerted investigators.
Astonishingly, one of the goons put a design of the rob on his Instagram and bragged, “Piece of Paul walkers car, took it off a draw lorry at a stop light.”
Jameson Witty, 18, was arrested after the military done the connection. His cohort, who is out of state, has been contacted and will obey soon. Idiots.
Witty and his friend have been approaching to be requisitioned for transgression grand burglary and tampering with justification … all value the blow up heist of throw metal.
Paris Hilton’s hermit Barron Hilton was jumped and knocked about up flattering really bad Friday morning, and he thinks zero alternative than Lindsay Lohan systematic the hit.
Lohan is claiming she wasn’t even on the stage at the time, but this is false, as video (below) shows his friends opposed LiLo right after the attack.
She says she saw nothing, and may be that’s true, but the uneasy star was all there when Barron Hilton attended a celebration at a Miami mansion.
Lindsay has been staying at which really place whilst she’s in locale for an art festival, and the celebration reportedly lasted until good after the object came up.
At the party, someone indicted Barron of articulate pound about Lindsay, and not prolonged after that, someone mysteriously went all Sharkeisha on him.
He took a flattering critical pounding, as TMZ proves in this print of his face, and Barron, 24, spoke with military following the situation which went down.
He claims Lohan “orchestrated” the beating.
Barron told cops which LiLo approached him with a masculine crony and began screaming, “‘You speak sh!t about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.”
As the man proceeded to conflict Barron, Hilton claims Lindsay was shouting and egging him on. It’s not transparent who the purported beloved would be.
Barron doesn’t know either, but is austere which Lindsay Lohan is at the behind of the attack. Wonder if she posted which waggish feign Paris Hilton Tweet too.
Surprise surprise, Michael Lohan is weighing in with his dual clarity and is insisting his daughter’s trusting and had left by the time of the incident.
Michael claims LiLo is austere about steering transparent of difficulty and which there have been multiform witnesses, together with confidence guards, who will behind up her alibi.
Only problem? The video doesn’t. At all.
As for motive? Lindsay has had bad red blood with the Hiltons for years, dating all the approach behind to Brandon Davis’ barbarous “firecrotch” diatribe behind in 2006.
Think she systematic the strike on Barron?
Nominees for the 2014 Grammy Awards were suggested Friday night in a special CBS presentation, and it was the Macklemore & Ryan Lewis show.
The hip-hop twin warranted 7 nominations, together with most appropriate brand brand new artist, strain of the year and manuscript of the year. Only Jay Z’s 9 nods surfaced them.
“Seven is unbelievable,” Lewis said. “We came here anticipating for one.”
English singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran, who was additionally nominated for most appropriate brand brand new artist, pronounced in an talk which he’d rsther than Macklemore & Lewis win the Grammy.
“They’ve completed so most this year in renouned culture,” Sheeran said, referring to “Same Love.” “They unequivocally altered things you do a strain about homophobia.”
Fellow visitor and hip-hop artist Kendrick Lamar is additionally is nominated for 7 Grammys, whilst Lorde and her pound strike “Royals” have been up for several.
Taylor Swifit, Rihanna, Blake Shelton, Kacey Musgraves, Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake, Drake, Katy Perry, Robin Thicke and Daft Punk have been additionally representing.
Check out the full list of 2014 Grammy nominees below!
Album of the Year
The Blessed Unrest – Sara Bareilles
Random Access Memories – Daft Punk
good kid, m.A.A.d city – Kendrick Lamar
The Heist – Macklemore & Ryan Leiws
Red – Taylor Swift
Record of the Year
“Get Lucky” – Daft Punk and Pharrell
“Radioactive” – Imagine Dragons
“Royals” – Lorde
“Locked Out of Heaven” – Bruno Mars
“Blurred Lines” – Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell
Song of the Year
“Just Give Me a Reason” – Pink ft. Nate Ruess
“Locked Out of Heaven” – Bruno Mars
“Roar” – Katy Perry
“Royals” – Lorde
“Same Love” – Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert
Best New Artist
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Best Pop Solo Performance
“Brave” — Sara Bareilles
“Royals” — Lorde
“When I Was Your Man” — Bruno Mars
“Roar” — Katy Perry
“Mirrors” — Justin Timberlake
Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
“Get Lucky” – Daft Punk and Pharrell
“Just Give Me a Reason” – Pink ft. Nate Ruess
“Stay” – Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko
“Blurred Lines” – Robin Thicke ft. T.I and Pharrell
“Suit & Tie” – Justin Timberlake ft. Jay Z
Best Dance/Electronica Album
Random Access Memories — Daft Punk
Settle — Disclosure
18 Months — Calvin Harris
Atmosphere — Kaskade
A Color Map of the Sun — Pretty Lights
Best Rock Performance
“Always Alright” — Alabama Shakes
“The Stars (Are Out Tonight)” — David Bowie
“Radioactive” — Imagine Dragons
“Kashmir” (Live) — Led Zeppelin
“My God Is the Sun” — Queens of the Stone Age
“I’m Shakin’” — Jack White
Best Rock Album
13 — Black Sabbath
The Next Day — David Bowie
Mechanical Bull — Kings of Leon
Celebration Day — Led Zeppelin
…Like Clockwork — Queens of the Stone Age
Psychedelic Pill — Neil Young With Crazy Horse
Best Alternative Music Album
The Worse Things Get, The Harder I Fight, The Harder I Fight, The More I Love You — Neko Case
Trouble Will Find Me — The National
Hesitation Marks — Nine Inch Nails
Lonerism — Tame Impala
Modern Vampires of the City — Vampire Weekend
Best R&B Performance
“Love and War” — Tamar Braxton
“Best of Me” — Anthony Hamilton
“Nakamarra” — Hiatus Kaiyote ft. Q-Tip
“How Many Drinks?” — Miguel ft. Kendrick Lamar
“Something” — Snarky Puppy With Lalah Hathaway
Best Urban Contemporary Album
Love and War — Tamar Braxton
Side Effects of You — Fantasia
One: In the Chamber — Salaam Remi
Unapologetic — Rihanna
New York: A Love Story — Mack Wilds
Best R&B Album
R&B Divas — Faith Evans
Girl on Fire — Alicia Keys
Love in the Future — John Legend
Better — Chrisette Michele
Three Kings — TGT
Best Rap Performance
“Started from the Bottom” — Drake
“Berzerk” — Eminem
“Tom Ford” — Jay Z
“Swimming Pools (Drank)” — Kendrick Lamar
“Thrift Shop” — Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
“Power Trip” — J.Cole ft. Miguel
“Part II (On the Run)” — Jay Z ft. Beyoncé
“Holy Grail” — Jay Z ft. Justin Timberlake
“Now Or Never” — Kendrick Lamar ft. Mary J. Blige
“Remember You” — Wiz Khalifa ft. The Weeknd
Best Rap Album
Nothing Was the Same — Drake
Magna Carta…Holy Grail — Jay Z
Good Kid, M.A.A.D City — Kendrick Lamar
The Heist — Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Yeezus — Kanye West
Best Country Solo Performance
“I Drive Your Truck” — Lee Brice
“I Want Crazy” — Hunter Hayes
“Mama’s Broken Heart” — Miranda Lambert
“Wagon Wheel” — Darius Rucker
“Mine Would Be You” — Blake Shelton
Best Country Album
Night Train – Jason Aldean
Two Lanes of Freedom – Tim McGraw
Same Trailer Different Park – Kacey Musgraves
Based on a True Story… – Blake Shelton
Red – Taylor Swift
Best Jazz Instrumental Album
Guided Tour — The New Gary Burton Quartet
Money Jungle: Provocative in Blue — Terri Lyne Carrington
Life Forum — Gerald Clayton
Pushing the World Away — Kenny Garrett
Out Here — Christian McBride Trio
Best Gospel Album
Grace (Live) — Tasha Cobbs
Best for Last: twenty Year Celebration Vol. 1 — Donald Lawrence
Best Days Yet — Bishop Paul S. Morton
God Chaser (Live) — William Murphy
Greater Than (Live) — Tye Tribbett
Best Tropical Latin Album
3.0 — Marc Anthony
Como Te Voy a Olvidar — Los Angeles Azules
Pacific Mambo Orchestra — Pacific Mambo Orchestra
Sergio George Presents Salsa Giants — Various Artists
Corazón Profundo — Carlos Vives
Best Americana Album
Old Yellow Moon — Emmylou Harris & Rodney Crowell
Love Has Come for You — Steve Martin & Edie Brickell
Buddy and Jim — Buddy Miller and Jim Lauderdale
One True Vine — Mavis Staples
Songbook — Allen Toussaint
Best Comedy Album
Calm Down Gurrl — Kathy Griffin
I’m Here to Help — Craig Ferguson
A Little Unprofessional — Ron White
Live — Tig Notaro
That’s What I’m Talkin’ About — Bob Saget
Producer of the Year, Non-Classical
We reported final week which someone not declared Chad Johnson got Evelyn Lozada pregnant. Now the being star has at final suggested the baby’s father.
It’s Carl Crawford!
The Basketball Wives star, 37, who reliable her second conceiving physically around Twitter in late November, had kept the temperament of the baby’s father underneath wraps.
Now she has reliable to OMG! Insider’s Nina Parker in an talk airing Monday which the rumors present about Crawford have been in truth true.
The L.A. Dodgers outfielder, 32, nicknamed “The Perfect Storm” by fans and one of the many overpaid group in sports, is positively a good catch!
Or was. It’s not transparent if they’re still together. But if you’re going for a sports baby dad to take caring of you for eighteen years, Evelyn Lozada strike the jackpot.
Lozada additionally went on to exhibit which she was in love with Crawford – “I still hold in love,” she pronounced – notwithstanding her scattered attribute history.
Evelyn was famously tied together to NFL star Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson for 6 weeks in 2012, until Chad head-butted her and got arrested during a fight.
Lozada arrange of implies which she and Crawford still have a thing.
“I really would get tied together again,” she pronounced in the interview. “I’m not one of those people that’s similar to ‘we need to get engaged, we need to get married.’”
“No, positively not … I feel likeif that’s going to come, only similar to with the baby, let it come. I’m not forcing anything, so if it happens, it happens.”
The VH1 being star, who has a 20-year-old daughter declared Shaniece from a prior relationship, additionally suggested her due date is in late March.
Former luminary Paris Hilton was on the reception finish of a Twitter anything forged Thursday involving “her” ostensible greeting to the genocide of Nelson Mandela.
“Paris” did not receptive to advice intelligent in her purported Tweet, posted after Nelson Mandela died at the age of 95, and tangible Paris is not happy about it whatsoever.
“RIP Nelson Mandela,” the Photoshopped twitter purportedly from Hilton read. “Your ‘I Have A Dream’ debate was so inspiring. An extraordinary man.”
That’s right, Hilton was presumably so section foolish which she confused Mandela with Martin Luther King Jr., or so the feign twitter would have you believe.
Which some-more than a couple of people did … which isn’t all which surprising, deliberation the proliferation of hoaxes on Twitter, and the actuality which it’s Paris Hilton.
NOTE: Paris is a former luminary who was identical to the Kim Kardashian of 2003-2007. The dual were even friends, and their “career paths” have been similar.
You could contend the Paris Hilton sex fasten was the Kim Kardashian sex fasten prior to the Kim Kardashian sex fasten was the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
In any case, a discerning check of Hilton’s accurate comment at the time the anything forged proposed suggested she was on a craft to Miami, and did not send the Tweet.
The socialite and being star was discerning to re-tweet equipment debunking the hoax, which according to reports, came from an additional account, not hers.
“Just landed & listened the unhappy new[s] about Nelson Mandela,” genuine Paris wrote. “He was a loyal Hero & the universe is a improved place since of him. May he rest in peace.”
Eleven mins later, she let lax on the Twitter hoax: “Whoever done which foolish feign twitter lacks apply oneself to the detriment the universe is anguish right now.”
“Same goes for all the blogs who ran with it.”
In the diminutive hours Friday morning, Hilton was still ticked off, tweeting, “I’m so ill of people lying about me & regulating my name . Please get a hold up & stop articulate about mine.”
“It’s beyond. #URPathetic #GetYourOwnLife”
Seriously … the lady creates a current point. Who still talks about Paris Hilton these days? What is this, 2007? Isn’t Miley Cyrus Twerking somewhere?
The video arrangement a Houston teenager declared Sharkeisha conflict up an additional lady is still removing complicated fool around on amicable media and blogs over a week after it went viral.
Anti-bullying groups and others aren’t gratified about that, either, quite when it comes to people entertaining on the lady and her infamous fool punch.
The video was uploaded to Instagram final week prior to being private due to conditions of have use of violations. It has additionally been yanked from Twitter and Facebook.
Still, Sharkeisha stays a prohibited subject opposite the web, and the Anti-Bullying Alliance is condemning it, as good as the action of pity conflict online.
The group’s Luke Roberts told the International Business Times:
“It is critical which immature people, the media industry, supervision and relatives work together to have immature people feel stable when online.”
“It is critical to remind immature people which what they put online is permanent and formidable to take down,” he combined of the video’s party and sharing.
“Young people don’t appear to sense which what you do at fourteen competence start you when you have been nineteen seeking for a job,” he said, saying the obvious.
Sharkeisha might have difficulty removing one after this, we’re guessing.
Kidscape’s Director of Services, Peter Bradley, pronounced the bigger emanate here is which lots of people enjoyed examination and pity the video in question:
“These actions spell out thousands of immature people who have taken a partial in an conflict on an trusting immature lady and the images posted on the internet.”
Demetria L. Lucas, an editor with the Root, laid open the strong deification of the conflict in the Sharkeisha video on Twitter and Facebook:
“It’s a coarse arrangement of violence, a comfortless work of art of someone not in annoy government and amiability and a intolerable e.g. of only how careless a little teenagers are.”
“Sharkeisha’s greeting to a sparse brawl over, likely, a child who didn’t caring about possibly of these girls is a definite box of assault.”
“This isn’t funny. At all. This isn’t party to get by the workday. The approach which lady was kicked in the face could have resulted in her death.”
Sharkeisha plant Shamichael Manuel told KHOU-TV which Sharkeisha used to be her crony prior to this, and which she was invited over after school.
Little did she know she would be assaulted in villainous fashion.
She says she was set up by Sharkeisha and others, punched and kicked when she wasn’t even seeking in what was a pitiable action of meaningless brutality.
VOTE: Should Sharkeisha be arrested for this attack?
Martin Bashir has quiescent from MSNBC in the arise of the debate he proposed when he advocated you do something really upsetting to Sarah Palin.
Almost 3 weeks after his intolerable on-air trashing of Palin, he eventually stepped down from the network. A high cost to pay, yes, but deservedly so.
At emanate was Palin comparing America’s Chinese debt to slavery, and her insistence which her explain was not racist. Bashir attempted to have light of this, and failed.
He radically advocated which someone make use of her mouth as a latrine, but didn’t even word it as easily as that. His abdication make a difference was reasonably contrite:
“After creation an on-air apology, I asked for accede to take a little one more time out around the Thanksgiving holiday,” Bashir said.
“Upon serve reflection, and after assembly with the President of MSNBC, I have tendered my resignation.”
“It is my frank goal which all of my colleagues, at this special network, will be authorised to concentration on the issues which make a difference but the daze of myself or my ill-judged comments.
“I deeply bewail what was said, will try to work tough at creation helpful contributions in the destiny and will regularly have a low high regard for the viewers – who have been the smartest, many merciful and perceptive of all radio audiences.”
“I would additionally instruct to demonstrate deepest thankfulness to my evident colleagues, and the contributors, all of whom have since so most of themselves to the broadcast.”